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You're going to eat a bowl of chow mein...

PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 9:18 am
by Frau_Blucher
...and be hungry real soon.

What are your predictions for the new year?

PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 9:27 am
by enzfan
OJ will continue his search for the real killers.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 9:27 am
by wherewereuin82
If my source is correct, somebody's going to die, but I can't reveal who [:)].

"If I thought I had anything interesting to say I'd say it"

PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 11:43 am
by glokstadt
Why is it that Chineese food always lasts two hours and then your hungry agian? Er, of yeah, predictions:

Hilary and Gulliani will duke it out in a live Times Square event...

Bush will declare victory in Iraq, mission accomplished (oh yeah he already did that).

2007 was supposed to be the year for health care reform, maybe 2008, holding breath until 2009!

OJ will be going to jail for a long time, and then as enzfan suggested find the real killers from a Nevada prison cell.

All of the bands from our youth (2 yuts) will reunite, reform, and perform under a new Band Aid project to raise money for the Darfur region of western Sudan.

Are my sources correct, I predict...

"They're gonna find the Queen is a man
But that Philip don't care (I predict)"

"Lassie will prove that Elvis and her
Had a fleeting affair (I predict)"

And if you believe all that, "Just pretend I'm Sherlock Holmes!"


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 12:09 pm
by enzfan
I like the "My Cousin Vinnie" reference.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 1:17 am
by KYYX4ever
Heart attack for Cheney, possibly fatal. I predict someone in this administration will bite it, possibly under mysterious circumstances.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 3:24 pm
by Frau_Blucher
I'll start the first hour of 2008 in a barely conscious stupor....

PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2007 11:59 pm
by MARV
Beyond the mainstream, extremist wackos will remain so.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 12:36 am
by club80
[quote][i]Originally posted by glokstadt[/i]

OJ will be going to jail for a long time, and then as enzfan suggested find the real killers from a Nevada prison cell.



For the longest time, OJ's search for the "real killers" seemed to be focused on the back nine of golf courses!




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PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 6:02 am
by Randall Roq
Israel will, without warning, bomb Iran and Syria out of existence. The world will turn against Israel but a savior will appear who makes a pact with her guaranteeing peace. After three and a half years (a time, time and a half) he will betray her and plunge the world into chaos. Mystery Babylon will be destroyed.

A star (Wormwood) will impact with the Earth making a third of the waters bitter.

An army of 200 million will converge from the East.

Know then that when Israel is surrounded by her enemies the end is near.

And hats, people will wear less hats.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 6:23 am
by enzfan
The government will secretly find ways to put viagra into our everyday foods making the U.S. a much happier place.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:35 am
by Frau_Blucher
[quote][i]Originally posted by Randall Roq[/i]
<br>And hats, people will wear less hats.
[/quote]I thought you'd gone nuttier than squirrel shit...but then you remembered to include this last crucial bit of info.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 7:42 am
by phillyidol
I will wage a full scale jihad on squirrels! I can't take it any more! I have this one spot on my lawn that they attacked all summer. Every time grass would grow they would dig it up again. So at the beginning of winter, I put chicken wire over the spot and used tent spikes to keep it down. Yesterday they actually pulled up one tent spike and dug out the spot again! I am glad that I got to punch 2 squirrels this year! I predict......blood.




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PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 8:09 am
by Randall Roq
[quote][i]Originally posted by Blir[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by Randall Roq[/i]
<br>And hats, people will wear less hats.
[/quote]I thought you'd gone nuttier than squirrel shit...but then you remembered to include this last crucial bit of info.
[/quote]

I hesitated adding that one in case we have any hat makers here I didn't want to alarm them, if you're not prepared for it that's troubling news.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 10:25 am
by club80
[quote][i]Originally posted by Randall Roq[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by Blir[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by Randall Roq[/i]
<br>And hats, people will wear less hats.
[/quote]I thought you'd gone nuttier than squirrel shit...but then you remembered to include this last crucial bit of info.
[/quote]

I hesitated adding that one in case we have any hat makers here I didn't want to alarm them, if you're not prepared for it that's troubling news.
[/quote]

I don't make hats and, yet, I was still troubled after reading it



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