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Yes, this is another moronic post.

Someone here said I knew my shit, but I'm not so sure.

I was just in the crapper at work and there's a can of air freshener in there. Believe me, it is needed, the ventilation is not good.

But it is called "Glade Temptations". WTF? What is there to be tempted by in a smelly men's room? Well...unless you're George Michael or Senator Larry Craig...

LOL! [:)][:p] I glade it all worked out in there...[;)]


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Surely I'm not the only one who doesn't like those air fresheners? Seriously, the smell of poo bothers me less than the smell of rose-scented poo. Or, the worst: when someone sprays a strawberry-scented one and then it smells like someone shit in a strawberry patch. Ugh!

[:D]

I agree. Overly perfumed is even worse.

I'm waiting for the stall noise muffler. Something that will drown out the noise when you have those embarassing explosive farty shits. Never fails when you got them that you will never be alone in the restroom. I know some have piped in music, but when you have violent splashdown shits you need a band doing a concert right in there with you.

My poo does smell like roses. And my pee does not smell either.
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[quote][i]Originally posted by enzfan[/i]
<br>I'm waiting for the stall noise muffler. Something that will drown out the noise when you have those embarassing explosive farty shits. Never fails when you got them that you will never be alone in the restroom. I know some have piped in music, but when you have violent splashdown shits you need a band doing a concert right in there with you.
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My good friend's husband (who owns a tuxedo store) was recently at a college fraternity house delivering tux's for some special event. He had to use the potty before he left and of course had a rather explosive poo. After an uncomfortable moment of silence, the frat dude in the neighboring stall said "Nice!" The ultimate compliment I suppose.

It's hard to hold it then release to coincide with the flushing of other toliets. You are just sitting there hoping someone uses the automatic hand dryer.

Matches work unbelievably well [;)]

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[quote][i]Originally posted by ben_at_work[/i]
<br>Matches work unbelievably well [;)]

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Thank you. Absolutely...matches are sufficient 90% of the time. However, when you really, really destroy the room, bring napalm.



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<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by ben_at_work[/i]
<br>Matches work unbelievably well [;)]

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Thank you. Absolutely...matches are sufficient 90% of the time. However, when you really, really destroy the room, bring napalm.



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They need to make an bathroom air freshener out of sulfur. I'm guessing thats the factor with matches that makes the smell go away.

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