"I am in no way a violent person."

[Frau_Blucher]

"She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out."

Just sensing a wee bit of contradiction in these statements.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/mers ... 253849.stm

[club80]

[quote]Originally posted by Blir
[br]"She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out."

Just sensing a wee bit of contradiction in these statements.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/mers ... 253849.stm

[/quote]


I, in fact, had no idea that the testicles could be separated without something sharp.

I, in fact, am not pleased with my new found knowledge.



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[coop41]

THE most excruciating story I've read in some time. I'm with club80, my God!

[i_like_lectric_motors]

I thought this sounded familiar ... it happened 3 years ago. Here's a link with a pic of her. She's nothing great or anything but I'd think banging her would still be preferable to having your nut ripped off.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 102677.ece

[Frau_Blucher]

[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
<br>I thought this sounded familiar ... it happened 3 years ago. Here's a link with a pic of her. She's nothing great or anything but I'd think banging her would still be preferable to having your nut ripped off.[/quote]
Well sure, if she had actually posed the choice in a calm rational manner. I'm inclined to think that didn't happen.

I didn't even notice it was an old story. BBC has sidebars with related stories, and now for the life of me, I can't remember what original story I was reading when this headline caught my eyes.

[Jefe]

Was this stiff-upper-lip British reaction or what?:

But Monti choked and spat it out before a friend handed it back to her former lover with the words: "That's yours."

I can't imagine that being MY response.

[club80]

[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
<br>I thought this sounded familiar ... it happened 3 years ago. Here's a link with a pic of her. She's nothing great or anything but I'd think banging her would still be preferable to having your nut ripped off.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 102677.ece



[/quote]

Banging her mother would have even been preferable.
Er...with the young psychopath's permission, of course.



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[phillyidol]

I would have sex with Michael Jackson's lama before having a nut cut off. Ouch!




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[eight6]

That's what I call breaking one's balls.

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[enzfan]

That's a tuff way to teabag.[:p]

[glokstadt]

If this is the date of sentencing: "Last Updated: Thursday, 10 February 2005, 15:13 GMT" from the top of the article, and she serves all her time (2-1/2 yrs.), the ball-ripper gal will be out at the end of summer in August in time for the full swing of partying events![:0][}:)][:o)]


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[club80]

[quote][i]Originally posted by glokstadt[/i]
<br>If this is the date of sentencing: "Last Updated: Thursday, 10 February 2005, 15:13 GMT" from the top of the article, and she serves all her time (2-1/2 yrs.), the ball-ripper gal will be out at the end of summer in August in time for the full swing of partying events![:0][}:)][:o)]


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[/quote]

Perhaps you can write to her in prison, you know, just so she keeps you in mind for the partying season in August.



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[Bitter Almonds]

[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
<br>I thought this sounded familiar ... it happened 3 years ago. Here's a link with a pic of her. She's nothing great or anything but I'd think banging her would still be preferable to having your nut ripped off.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... 102677.ece



[/quote]

<p align="justify">I'd imagine putting my thing inside of her would be tantamount to putting it in a blender[xx(]

[club80]

[quote][i]Originally posted by club80[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by glokstadt[/i]
<br>If this is the date of sentencing: "Last Updated: Thursday, 10 February 2005, 15:13 GMT" from the top of the article, and she serves all her time (2-1/2 yrs.), the ball-ripper gal will be out at the end of summer in August in time for the full swing of partying events![:0][}:)][:o)]


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[/quote]

Perhaps you can write to her in prison, you know, just so she keeps you in mind for the partying season in August.



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[/quote]


And, if you do meet up with her, you can change your ID from glokstadt to Mounds....as in Almond Joys got nuts, Mounds don't.



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