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Chocolate Chip Cookies a la Einstein

PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 7:40 am
by DreamRedux
<a href="http://www.JumboJoke.com/chocolate_chip_cookies_for_scientists_1559.html">OK all you scientists out there, please tell me: Will the instructions below produce an acceptably edible result?</a>


Ingredients:

532.35 cm3 gluten
4.9 cm3 NaHCO3
4.9 cm3 refined halite
236.6 cm3 partially hydrogenated tallow triglyceride
177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O11
177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O11
4.9 cm3 methyl ether of protocatechuic aldehyde
Two calcium carbonate-encapsulated avian albumen-coated protein
473.2 cm3 theobroma cacao
236.6 cm3 de-encapsulated legume meats (sieve size #10)
To a 2-L jacketed round reactor vessel (reactor #1) with an overall heat transfer coefficient of about 100 Btu/F-ft2-hr, add ingredients 1, 2 and 3 with constant agitation. In a second 2-L reactor vessel with a radial flow impeller operating at 100 rpm, add ingredients 4, 5, 6, and 7 until the mixture is homogenous.

To reactor #2, add ingredient 8, followed by three equal volumes of the homogenous mixture in reactor #1. Additionally, add ingredient 9 and 10 slowly, with constant agitation.

Care must be taken at this point in the reaction to control any temperature rise that may be the result of an exothermic reaction.

Using a screw extrude attached to a #4 nodulizer, place the mixture piece-meal on a 316SS sheet (300 x 600 mm). Heat in a 460K oven for a period of time that is in agreement with Frank & Johnston's first order rate expression (see JACOS, 21, 55), or until golden brown. Once the reaction is complete, place the sheet on a 25C heat-transfer table, allowing the product to come to equilibrium.

Enjoy!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:01 am
by Max Murdoc
EGO would narro ut is would opus tamen EGO would have ut restituo C12H22O11 per C12H19Cl3O8. Is would plurimus certus exsisto eximius procul ut cuspis. EGO iustus diligo crustulum per lamnia lammina lamna. Indulgeo mihi si meus grammar est incorrect it's been a dum utpote EGO lego latin.

Ha ha ha ha.....I translated my answer (above) into Latin then translated the Latin back into english and got this:

I would to make known when this would deed nothwithstanding I would fui when restore C12H22O11 very C12H19Cl3O8. This would the most undoubted to emerge uncommon far when spear. I just to value highly pastry very sheet of metal. To pardon me if you wish my grass is unimproved it's been a until seeing that I to gather latin.



Original answer was basically, "I would say that it would work but I would have to replace the C12H22O11 with C12H19Cl3O8. It would most definitely be superb at that point.

I just love cookies with nuts. Excuse me if my grammar is incorrect, it's been a while since I read Latin".