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Funny 3rd world story of the day

PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:53 am
by i_like_lectric_motors
http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Top_News/2 ... hone/5602/

That guy was GIFTED.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:01 am
by wherewereuin82
Heard of something like this happening about 2000 years ago.

Holy Criznap!

PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:21 am
by shovelbum
gee, 2000 years ago? It must be epidemic. I heard it happened 2008 years ago too!

"Man is not a rational animal, he is a rationalizing animal." ~Robert Heinlein

PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:30 am
by i_like_lectric_motors
In what part of the bible was that story covered?


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:48 am
by wherewereuin82
[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
<br>In what part of the bible was that story covered?


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That would be the womens only book. Chapter 4 - 10 Ways To Explain Your Lost Virginity To A Middle-Eastern Parent.

Holy Criznap!

PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 5:18 am
by phillyidol
I have heard of phone sex....but DAMN! What the hell was she doing with that phone?!!!! DAMN!




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PostPosted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 10:42 am
by hexicon
[quote][i]Originally posted by wherewereuin82[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
<br>In what part of the bible was that story covered?


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Don't believe everything you hear.
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That would be the womens only book. Chapter 4 - 10 Ways To Explain Your Lost Virginity To A Middle-Eastern Parent.

Holy Criznap!
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LOL![:D] Because, you know, a woman would never bleed for any other reason . . .

PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 7:21 am
by iposse
He must have been quite the cunning linguist.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:29 am
by eight6
So, what are we saying here...that the Tunisians are indeed the most stupid nation on earth?

[i]Maha al-Metebaa, a lawyer representing the family, told the Kuwaiti newspaper Al-Qabs the case needs careful investigation because of its unprecedented allegations. He said a medical examination had determined that the woman, 20, was no longer a virgin.

"The intercourse did take place with all its details but verbally only," he said. "The sexual act did not really happen because the physical proximity factor is not there, yet it happened because there is a direct physical impact – the loss of virginity."[/i]

Yes, I can see the logic in that. Good luck selling that theory.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:19 am
by empyrean
Thank God its not from the Philippines.

We only do robbery on the telephone. Dont ask me how. [:D]

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:35 pm
by eight6
[quote][i]Originally posted by empyrean[/i]
<br>Thank God its not from the Philippines.

We only do robbery on the telephone. Dont ask me how. [:D]

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More to the point, what does this say about Philippinos when such a feat can be accomplished?

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:16 pm
by empyrean
I dunno, maybe were very resourceful when it comes to these things. [:D]

Thats what Third World does to its people. We become more "creative". [;)]

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:45 pm
by eight6
[quote][i]Originally posted by empyrean[/i]
<br>I dunno, maybe were very resourceful when it comes to these things. [:D]

Thats what Third World does to its people. We become more "creative". [;)]

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Resourceful...well maybe the takers, what would you call the takees?

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:17 pm
by enzfan
I got money on the family camel.

PostPosted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:54 pm
by iposse
[quote][i]Originally posted by enzfan[/i]
<br>I got money on the family camel.
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Did it give her one hump or two humps?