Naughty baristas

[hexicon]

This could only happen in my home county, where the Northwest's love of coffee meets my county's large native population of trashy tarts and self-righteous exurban moms:

http://www.thenewstribune.com/news/loca ... 72810.html

Hmm, I wouldn't want to expose my bits around a milk steamer . . .


Also, I love this vague statute:
"According to the RCW 9A.88.010, “A person is guilty of indecent exposure if he or she intentionally makes any open and obscene exposure of his or her person … knowing that such conduct is likely to cause reasonable affront or alarm.”"

I am alarmed by shirtless fat guys, so I guess they're violating the law?

[club80]

[quote]Originally posted by hexicon
[br]This could only happen in my home county, where the Northwest's love of coffee meets my county's large native population of trashy tarts and self-righteous exurban moms:

http://www.thenewstribune.com/news/loca ... 72810.html

Hmm, I wouldn't want to expose my bits around a milk steamer . . .


Also, I love this vague statute:
"According to the RCW 9A.88.010, “A person is guilty of indecent exposure if he or she intentionally makes any open and obscene exposure of his or her person … knowing that such conduct is likely to cause reasonable affront or alarm.”"

I am alarmed by shirtless fat guys, so I guess they're violating the law?
[/quote]

There's always going to be some entrepreneur looking for an edge. I'd probably go once to see what the excitement is all about, but if the coffeee wasn't good, I wouldn't be back. I don't think so anyway. How naked are these women anyway?



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[glokstadt]

Hex the article has no pics... [:(]


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[hexicon]

This is the "costume" stand. (Video!)
http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/theb ... 120067.asp

And here's a bikini/cheeky pant combo:
http://www.thenewstribune.com/news/loca ... 68860.html

But the competition has upped the ante by dropping the bikini tops for pasties.

[WolverineSyr]

The last season of Big Brother had a contestant who was a "bikini Barista." I thought it was something she made up to show off her abnormally round breast implants & not something someone actually did.

Are people that horny on the way to work that they need their coffee served by a stripper? I mean I don't think it's such a bad idea...but not a demographic I'd ever think of....

[Minty]

^^^ If the coffee is not enough to wake them up, the stripper will make it certain. [:D]

[zill]

Most Vancouverites are so consumed on their blackberry's in the morning they wouldn't notice if the barista was naked. They just want coffee.

[SomebodySomewhere]

Speaking of milk steamers, can these bikini baristas lactate when they're not pregnant too, or is that just an Oregon thing?