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No ifs, buts, or maybes...

To stay alive you HAVE TO choose between music or sex. Either allowed to listen to music, but can never have sex (for the rest of your life), or can have sex but can't listen to any music WHATSOEVER (listening to music would automatically kill you). Otherwise, you have to die.

Just Curious [;)]

Does whacking off fall in the sex category?

I can't choose. I want them both. Separately. Together. Doesn't matter.


We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-

I vote for sex, IF by having sex the rest of my life means whenever I want, with whomever I choose, meaning it was guaranteed with whomever I wanted. Then it would be sex easily. I'd consider the smacking of inner thighs against the sides of my head music to my ears, so in a way, I still get music, and of course, great taste in my music.

I've always said that if my iPod could vibrate and dispense espresso it would address all of my needs . .. .

<p align="justify">I choose music[}:)]

Looks like I will have to stockpile pr0n into four or five TERABYTES![}:)]

[quote][i]Originally posted by CounterCircular[/i]
<br>I vote for sex, IF by having sex the rest of my life means whenever I want, with whomever I choose, meaning it was guaranteed with whomever I wanted. Then it would be sex easily. I'd consider the smacking of inner thighs against the sides of my head music to my ears, so in a way, I still get music, and of course, great taste in my music.
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<p align="justify">I took as "real" sex vs. real music. I can have the music I want whenever I want for however long I want. If you're a pick up artist, then more power to ya, but the average joe ain't gonna have that much sex with that many women.

[quote][i]Originally posted by enzfan[/i]
<br>Does whacking off fall in the sex category?
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No. Sex = Intercourse [}:)]

I'll take music.

I can find ways around the other option [}:)]

[quote][i]Originally posted by Minty[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by enzfan[/i]
<br>Does whacking off fall in the sex category?
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No. Sex = Intercourse [}:)]
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Clintonism!


We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-

<p align="justify">Clitonism![}:)]

As much as I love music, I would still pick sex. People who did not pick sex are either, A) not getting any or B) not very good at it.

C'mon, what is better than sex?????

"You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music." ~ Sid Vicious

<p align="justify">People who pick sex over music simply lack taste and imagination (i.e., zero personality). I wouldn't envy them whenever the thought of having sex comes to mind[}:)]

[quote][i]Originally posted by XXX[/i]
<br><p align="justify">People who pick sex over music simply lack taste and imagination (i.e., zero personality). I wouldn't envy them whenever the thought of having sex comes to mind[}:)]
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What?????????[;)]

"You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music." ~ Sid Vicious