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Total Guitar Mag's Worst Cover Ever
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Mon Jun 23, 2008 3:34 pmby Frau_Blucher
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Be prepared to throw up a little in your mouth.
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http://www.totalguitar.co.uk/page/total ... _song_ever
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Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:25 pmby marie3
Why? Why? Why? Did she run out of crappy songs to sing?
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Mon Jun 23, 2008 11:57 pmby enzfan
Maybe Clay Aiken can work on Zeppelin's "Whole Lotta Love" to be in the running next time.
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 4:15 amby phillyidol
First of all...she is so fuckin ugly. She looks like a friggin horse. I would love to see a man jump on stage and punch her in the face. Stick to your sappy love songs about sinking ships you horse faced, backward suit wearing, banana nosed man thing.
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:07 amby mod from another board
Frankly, I’m taken aback by the harsh reaction to an obvious bit of lighthearted entertainment by Celine for her many fans. Many artists of her stature venture beyond what would normally be considered their milieu in order to keep their performances fresh, vibrant and interesting. Madonna has done this numerous times with great success.
The musicianship in the piece is first rate and the vocals are peerless, isn’t that what constitutes an excellent performance?
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:11 amby marie3
[quote][i]Originally posted by phillyidol[/i]
<br>First of all...she is so fuckin ugly. She looks like a friggin horse. I would love to see a man jump on stage and punch her in the face. Stick to your sappy love songs about sinking ships you horse faced, backward suit wearing, banana nosed man thing.
Worlds GREATEST Photographer!
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For Christs sake Philly, can you please tell us how you really feel about her? [;)]
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 7:51 amby phillyidol
[quote][i]Originally posted by mod from another board[/i]
<br>Frankly, I’m taken aback by the harsh reaction to an obvious bit of lighthearted entertainment by Celine for her many fans. Many artists of her stature venture beyond what would normally be considered their milieu in order to keep their performances fresh, vibrant and interesting. Madonna has done this numerous times with great success.
The musicianship in the piece is first rate and the vocals are peerless, isn’t that what constitutes an excellent performance?
[/quote]I would like to join your board. May I please?
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:06 amby mod from another board
Hello Philip, I'm currently in between moderating assignments but I am hoping to be asked to help out at a friend's newly created board. At this point, traffic is so minimal moderation is not necessary.
I'd like to comment on your post if I could. You were a little rough in your appraisal of Ms. Dion's work. Granted, it's not what most here would find to be musically appealing, and I'm alright with that part of your commentary. It was your critique of Dion's physical appearance that I feel was over the line. Those comments were unfair to her.
I just had to make my feelings known.
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:29 amby tiger_mn
[quote][i]Originally posted by phillyidol[/i]
She looks like a friggin horse. ..... and punch her in the face.
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Horse punching is illegal in some parts, Philwood.
[quote][i]Originally posted by mod from another board[/i]
It was your critique of Dion's physical appearance that I feel was over the line.
Those comments were unfair to her.
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As well as to most horses.
[quote][i]Originally posted by mod from another board[/i]
I just had to make my feelings known.
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If you are a mod at another board, the general populace must be fucking retards. Maybe you can post the remixed version of this in our obscure section, k?
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 8:37 amby mod from another board
I guess you would feel right at home among the general populace.
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:03 amby phillyidol
My comments were not unfair to her...nature was unfair to her.
How can a man lay down next to that thing? All kidding aside, she does have a voice but that is where it ends.
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:05 amby i_like_lectric_motors
[quote][i]Originally posted by phillyidol[/i]
<br>My comments were not unfair to her...nature was unfair to her.
Worlds GREATEST Photographer!
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LOL. Can't argue with that! [:D]
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:11 amby SwampThing
It's just weird having her sing those lyrics, surly it's not dedicated to her husband????
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:42 amby phillyidol
Its almost against everything I stand for. Her singing that song. Isn't anything sacred? Richard Cheese is better than her.
Oh and I just got an email from a horse and he was hurt by my comments. sorry Mr. Ed, she looks more like.... a lama!
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Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:26 amby club80
[quote][i]Originally posted by tiger_mn[/i]
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[quote][i]Originally posted by mod from another board[/i]
It was your critique of Dion's physical appearance that I feel was over the line.
Those comments were unfair to her.
[/quote]
As well as to most horses.
[/quote]
LOL. That is awesome, tiger!
Personally, I have to agree with most people here. Celine is so ugly that if my dog looked like her, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards!
We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-