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Breaking Ball

Postby coop41 » Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:15 pm

D-Backs catcher won't need surgery
by Nick Piecoro - Jul. 2, 2008 05:27 PM
The Arizona Republic
Diamondbacks catcher Chris Snyder won’t need surgery after all.

Snyder, on the 15-day disabled list with a [i][b]left testicular fracture[/b][/i], visited a specialist on Wednesday and was told surgery wouldn’t be necessary.

Snyder was struck by a foul tip in the fourth inning of Monday night’s game.


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I did not know that was possible. Ouch

He was placed on the DL on Tuesday and the expectation is he will be ready to return after the All-Star break, when the Diamondbacks resume play July 18.
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Postby Max Murdoc » Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:45 pm

A fractured nut? Ow.....mine hurt just thinking about it.

Seriously, how do you fracture yer nut?
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Postby Frau_Blucher » Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:11 pm

Coulda been a splitter too.

Damn, my balls still haven't descended back after reading this. Come on out boys!
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Postby Cadman68 » Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:38 pm

Okay...now my nuts hurt!!

Definition of a Testicular Facture:

http://www.medcyclopaedia.com/library/t ... cular.aspx

Now my nuts and my head hurt!
Still can't figure out why they call it a fracture, does Torn Testicle or Ruptured Testicle sound to painfull?

and isn't it appropriate that my 500th post be about testicles [:o)]!

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Postby rotator » Sun Jul 06, 2008 2:05 am

I just got the "Breaking Ball" reference...

Can My PADRES sweep your lowly D Backs today --- let's just see...[;)]
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Postby CounterCircular » Sun Jul 06, 2008 2:27 am

Never had fractured balls, but after a good workout, definitely some foul balls........

..........then of course, there's been many a foul ball after slamming the louisville slugger into the wife's mitt. I'm beginning to think that's how the term 'smitten' "came" about......the mitt, the kitten............mmm....time for lunch, I think I'm having tuna.
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Postby cookie » Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:07 am

Owwwwwwwwwww!

Life's what you make it.
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Postby phillyidol » Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:47 am

A-Rod is about to get his balls broken.




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Postby coop41 » Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:55 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by phillyidol[/i]
<br>A-Rod is about to get his balls broken.




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Excellent point. Also, another reason to post pictures of an emaciated Madonna in this thread!!! [:D]
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Postby phillyidol » Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:46 pm

Ah the Madonna tie in! Hee Haw! It is bad enough he cheated on his wife....but with a horse?




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