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Worlds oldest joke
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Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:23 pmby Max Murdoc
LONDON (Reuters Life!) - The world's oldest recorded joke has been traced back to 1900 BC and suggests that toilet humor was as popular with the ancients as it is today.
It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."
Those Sumerians....they're so damn funny! Umm....I don't get it. It seems like an observation to me. Not so much a joke.
Posted:
Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:15 amby enzfan
I thought it might be a "Why did the camel cross the road?" joke.
Posted:
Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:07 amby SynthesizerMan
I thought it was about a tax collector and a goat.
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Posted:
Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:07 amby club80
Why did the bedouin cross the road?
To get to the other Sayyid
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:13 amby iposse
John McCain
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:44 amby Frau_Blucher
An Assyrian, a Philistine, and a Babylonian meet a prostitute and...
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:57 amby rotator
"Take My 15 virgins, please!"
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:39 amby phillyidol
Celine Dion walks into a bar.......oops!
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:44 amby rotator
[quote][i]Originally posted by phillyidol[/i]
<br>Celine Dion walks into a bar.......oops!
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...and the bartender says "hey mustapha, horses get parked OUTSIDE!"
(rimshot)
Posted:
Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:28 amby club80
What did Ben Hur say to Celine Dion?
Whoa!
We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:07 amby phillyidol
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:08 pmby CounterCircular
why did the pervert cross the road?
.......because his dick was stuck in the chickens ass
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:30 pmby BigBri
"Is that a magic lamp in your thobe, or are you just happy to see me?"
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Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:23 pmby club80
Q: How many nomads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: What's a light bulb? Oh...is that the name of the concubine in the neighbor's tent?
We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-
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Fri Aug 01, 2008 1:31 amby rotator
Aircraft designer at the scene of a plane crash:
"Turbine engine? I thought you said TURBAN engine!"