Perhaps his intentions were similar...
"Man who had sex with a bike..."
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/ ... court.html
Though what's troubling here is that this particular man appears to have been having said "sex" in the privacy of his own room, raising serious privacy concerns. Granted, I neither know if the bike consented nor exactly how one might even have sex with a bike, so I haven't formed a final opinion on the matter.