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Competitive food eating.

Age-legal gymnastics untainted by commie swine cheating.

Auto racing done only at night, but with your headlights off. (but done during a full moon so its safe.)


(I would say one guy gets that)




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[quote][i]Originally posted by phillyidol[/i]
<br>Auto racing done only at night, but with your headlights off. (but done during a full moon so its safe.)


(I would say one guy gets that)




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Blindfolded, of course.

I'd also like to see cliff diving (no water allowed)


We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-

During the closing ceremony they should have all the atheletes gather in the stadium and have a last man (or woman) standing contest.

[quote][i]Originally posted by abacab66[/i]
<br>During the closing ceremony they should have all the atheletes gather in the stadium and have a last man (or woman) standing contest.
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Nice idea! Since the Chinese are the masters of class C explosives, can pyrotechnic technology be used?

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-

That does remind me...Professional Wrestling! I'd bet on the Mexican contingent of Luchadores, and of course everyone would have to wear Lucha Libre-style masks.

[quote][i]Originally posted by Blir[/i]
<br>That does remind me...Professional Wrestling! I'd bet on the Mexican contingent of Luchadores, and of course everyone would have to wear Lucha Libre-style masks.
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I bet Rey Mysterio's mask would fit one of the underage Chinese gymnasts

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-

[quote][i]Originally posted by abacab66[/i]
<br>During the closing ceremony they should have all the atheletes gather in the stadium and have a last man (or woman) standing contest.
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HA! They should've turned the Bird's Nest into a massive dodgeball stadium with all the athletes.

[quote][i]Originally posted by Blir[/i]
<br>Age-legal gymnastics untainted by commie swine cheating.
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Dude, you hear about this? [i]The International Olympic Committee said Friday it had asked gymnastics officials to investigate whether the Chinese women's gymnastics team that won the gold medal had underage athletes, saying "more information has come to light."[/i]

Read more here:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/o ... ml?cnn=yes

Any commentary on the anti-Beijing Olympic graffiti around the world?

http://www.printmag.com/design_articles ... fault.aspx

<p align="justify">Equestrian games hosted by celine and sarah silverman[}:)]

[quote][i]Originally posted by XXX[/i]
<br><p align="justify">Equestrian games hosted by celine and sarah silverman[}:)]
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Yes!!

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-

Javelin catching, have guys out there with the judges trying to catch them, after someone else throws them.

Can't believe no one's brought this up....
Sex Olympics[;)]...how many positions a couple can do in 5 minutes[:0]...etc!

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In the real world, I've always been disappointed that the team tug of war was eliminated after the 1896 Olympics. Some of the Cold War showdowns would have been great.

In the spoof department, the Pelvic Powerlifting ad was well done. The sport has potential. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktXuBOYLnjc">Seriously pixalated version here</a>.