I apologize if this was already discussed, but my husband and I were talking last night about all of the weddings we've been too and of course, I always bring this wedding up.....I went to a wedding about 7 years ago and let me tell you, was hands down the WORST wedding I've ever been to, and still is to this day.....
First off, music S.U.C.K.E.D. in the worst way...the guy couldn't DJ to save his life....the music was horrendous, the tempo was erratic, and he loved the sound of his own voice.....now, mind you, when I got married, the music was the #1 priority for my wedding. I think the music makes the wedding. Maybe about 10 people danced at this wedding....my husband and I spent what little time we were allowed to spend together, outside bitching and moaning about the wedding.
Second, now nothing against weddings outside the NY tri-state area, but what's up with providing alcholic beverages during the cocktail hour and then cutting everyone off for 2 hours, then serving drinks again during dinner? Plus, we had to pay for them! I'm not a big drinker, but I had a nice buzz going during the cocktail hour and it just kills it when you can't continue the buzz. Plus, I'm not very outgoing and the alcohol kind of helps me socialize in tense situations.....see next paragraph.
Third, this was my husband's friends from college. My husband was in the wedding party. The bride & groom did not have any of the significant others sitting with the bridal party. Where does the bride sit me? With all of her friends from high school....not that that would have been so bad, but they were all annoyed with me because one of their other high school friends was put at another table and couldn't sit with them because I was there! Like it was my fault! And, they wouldn't let the bridal party leave their tables during any of the food courses, so I didn't see my husband at all throughout most of the wedding.
Lastly, we had flown up to the wedding....the bride and groom did not provide transportation from the hotel to the church (which was 45 minutes away) or from the church to the reception (the reception was an hour and a half in the opposite direction from the church and the hotel) and then back to the hotel. Not that I expect transportation, but when you have people coming from out of town, you'd think they would at least make sure you have a way of getting to/from your wedding! Or at least let the out-of-towners know you're on your own in getting to/from the church & reception. We didn't know this until my husband was getting ready and called the groom to ask when the limo was picking them up....the groom said "no limo, just ask one of the groomsmen to drive you." I had to call up one of the groomsmen's girlfriend's mom and ask if I could hitch a ride with them....they were so put-off by my request, it was like I had asked them to light themselves on fire! I should have known from that ride that I should have just stayed at the hotel and skipped the wedding altogether.
The next morning we went to breakfast with the bride & groom and they were going on and on about how great their wedding was. I did the polite thing and kept my mouth shut, but man, I really wanted to let loose and say "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!?!?!"
So, I'd like to hear your stories.....I'm sure with this group, there are going to be some doozies!!
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