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Hillbilly white trash....

Posted:
Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:26 pm
by Max Murdoc
....some of you might remember the post I had about the hillbillies across the street from me and the trouble they caused. Well, they have been evicted! OH HAPPY DAY!
At least you would think oh happy day. They moved alright....a block away and around the corner so now my back yard is butted up against theirs. Now their dog howls all night long 30 feet from my bedroom window. Oh joy. The police department is tired of answering calls about these guys and they told me that I have to go over and complain to the hillbillies personally before they will come out. Keep in mind that I was about 90% responsible for their eviction. So now I have to confront them and I'm pretty sure they know that I had a rather large hand in their move.
Any suggestions as to how I can handle this situation? Keep in mind that I heard the King Hillbilly threaten to shoot someone if they came in his yard.

Posted:
Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:48 pm
by empyrean
tell them you will give them free plane ride to the Philippines.....
we'll take care of them gently
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Posted:
Wed Nov 26, 2008 1:22 am
by club80
[quote]Originally posted by Max Murdoc
[br]....some of you might remember the post I had about the hillbillies across the street from me and the trouble they caused. Well, they have been evicted! OH HAPPY DAY!
At least you would think oh happy day. They moved alright....a block away and around the corner so now my back yard is butted up against theirs. Now their dog howls all night long 30 feet from my bedroom window. Oh joy. The police department is tired of answering calls about these guys and they told me that I have to go over and complain to the hillbillies personally before they will come out. Keep in mind that I was about 90% responsible for their eviction. So now I have to confront them and I'm pretty sure they know that I had a rather large hand in their move.
Any suggestions as to how I can handle this situation? Keep in mind that I heard the King Hillbilly threaten to shoot someone if they came in his yard.
[/quote]
Tell them that their daughter has a purty mouth.
Fight fire with fire I say!
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Posted:
Sun Nov 30, 2008 6:29 am
by enzfan
At least now you can watch the kid shit in the back yard instead of on the sidewalk.[:)]

Posted:
Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:31 am
by bowiestation
Regardless if you were the prime motivator in getting them evicted I would knock on their door and try being civil.See if you get anywhere with that.
Afterwards,if this continues then lodge another complaint with the police.It appears you have no other choice. I know all about barking dogs from 1:37am to 4:15am reverbrating thru your bedroom walls.

Posted:
Mon Dec 01, 2008 8:37 am
by i_like_lectric_motors
[quote][i]Originally posted by empyrean[/i]
<br>tell them you will give them free plane ride to the Philippines.....
we'll take care of them gently
[/quote]
I'm pretty sure I know what would become of the dog ... but what would you do to the people?

Posted:
Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:43 am
by djcraig
Mmmm...
sushi....
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Posted:
Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:32 pm
by Max Murdoc
Well, all good advice. Thanks but I might not have an issue anymore. Seems as tho' they skipped town. I heard that the 14 year old daughter got knocked up by her 25 year old uncle. My guess is that they went back to home to Pennsiltuky.

Posted:
Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:07 am
by club80
That's great news, Max!
We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-

Posted:
Tue Dec 02, 2008 2:45 pm
by djcraig
Wait til you see who moves in next...
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