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The 9-volt Battery

Posted:
Sat Nov 29, 2008 10:59 pm
by Frau_Blucher
It's a strange thing, ain't it? A rectangle in the land of the cylinders. Are they just a remnant of transistor radio days? I thought they were cool for some reason when I was a kid. After all my f*cking fire alarms started chirping last night at 3 f*cking AM to have them replaced - not so much. I mean, how many f*cking 9-volts am I expected to keep around the f*cking house? The f*cking 9-volt...

Posted:
Sun Nov 30, 2008 12:24 am
by rotator
If you buy "Energizer®" brand, then, yes.... they do rule ---power my distortion and delay pedals for my guitar waaayyy longer than other brands or double a's (if they fit) would....plus, they fit into smaller areas.

Posted:
Sun Nov 30, 2008 1:32 am
by club80
[quote][i]Originally posted by rotator[/i]
<br>If you buy "Energizer®" brand, then, yes.... they do rule ---power my distortion and delay pedals for my guitar waaayyy longer than other brands or double a's (if they fit) would....plus, they fit into smaller areas.
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Exactly what smaller areas do they fit in?
We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-

Posted:
Sun Nov 30, 2008 3:45 am
by rotator
well, I know there's a joke there, but I was merely stating their shape and energy they pack allow them to power smaller items. plus they fit in my butt. not easily mind you but again....

Posted:
Sun Nov 30, 2008 4:05 am
by coop41
[quote][i]Originally posted by rotator[/i]
<br>plus they fit in my butt. not easily mind you but again....
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uhh, I think you are referring to the D

Posted:
Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:39 am
by marie3
[quote][i]Originally posted by coop41[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by rotator[/i]
<br>plus they fit in my butt. not easily mind you but again....
[/quote]
uhh, I think you are referring to the D
[/quote]
LOL!!!!!!!!!!![:D]

Posted:
Sun Nov 30, 2008 9:39 am
by rotator
[quote][i]Originally posted by coop41[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by rotator[/i]
<br>plus they fit in my butt. not easily mind you but again....
[/quote]
uhh, I think you are referring to the D
[/quote]
Car battery.

Posted:
Sun Nov 30, 2008 6:17 pm
by obs
Coolest thing about the 9volt was putting your tongue on the leads

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"They" really need to come out with new standard battery sizes for modern devices. Make some in shapes like a memory stick, compact flash, and/or SD card. Let's get rid of all these proprietary rechargables crap.

Posted:
Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:08 am
by Bitter Almonds
<p align="justify">Hahaha. I was about to say the same thing about putting your tongue on the leads[}:)]

Posted:
Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:24 am
by rotator
this going to sound like I have lead a sheltered life, but I have never done the 'tounge on leads' thing. I'm assuming a shock right? or does it taste like a alkalie?

Posted:
Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:34 am
by Spit
Blir , you should switch to lithium 9-volt batteries. The lithium battery last about 5 times longer than the alkaline 9-volt battery.

Posted:
Mon Dec 01, 2008 7:00 am
by plagiarism
[quote][i]Originally posted by rotator[/i]
<br>this going to sound like I have lead a sheltered life, but I have never done the 'tounge on leads' thing. I'm assuming a shock right? or does it taste like a alkalie?
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A viscous alkaline gel spurts out much like a Mentos in a Diet Coke.

Posted:
Mon Dec 01, 2008 8:58 am
by rotator
^^^^rad.
Reminds me of the chocolatier on Monty Pythons Flying Circus.....the one with the 'crunchy frog' or the spring loaded bolts the pierce your cheeks...

Posted:
Tue Dec 02, 2008 6:17 pm
by obs
[i]> this going to sound like I have lead a sheltered life, but I have never done the 'tounge on leads' thing. I'm assuming a shock right?[/i]
Yeah, it's kind of a cold burning feeling (contradictory, I know), what I guess acid (not the drug) would feel like.
[i]> Blir , you should switch to lithium 9-volt batteries. The lithium battery last about 5 times longer than the alkaline 9-volt battery.[/i]
Is it worth the premium to get Lithium batteries for low-drain devices?

Posted:
Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:49 pm
by club80
[quote][i]Originally posted by obs[/i]
<br>[i]> this going to sound like I have lead a sheltered life, but I have never done the 'tounge on leads' thing. I'm assuming a shock right?[/i]
Yeah, it's kind of a cold burning feeling (contradictory, I know), what I guess acid (not the drug) would feel like.
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I would describe it as a tingling feeling on your tongue with a slightly metallic taste.
We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-