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Lets have a thread where we can bitch about anything we want without anyone getting mad. We all have the right to our views and we have a right to bitch. Now we have a place to do it. Bitch on Biotches! I have to bitch about something. Valkyrie starring that famous scientologist Tom Cruise. Are you freakin kidding me? First of all the story is a joke. But worst of all is Tom playing a nazi. Any good Nazi would have been embarrassed by him. He is a midget and a weenie. I will never watch this stupid movie.

Oh and Sinatra was a hack and Celine Dion looks like a horse.




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[quote]Originally posted by phillyidol
[br]Celine Dion looks like a horse.




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You mean she is not a horse???

Life's what you make it.

I haven't gotten any mail in 3 days and it's pissing me off. Zilch, nothing, empty mailbox... I was expecting Christmas cards, bills...junk...anything! Where the hell are they?

It also pisses me off that I sound like a 75 year old man complaining about not getting any mail.

Do we really need to see a commercial promoting dingleberry-free toilet paper?

Oh wow. This is going to be my new favourite thread.

They must be looking in a fun house mirror.....Do fat women really think they look good in leggings? I am so tired of standing behind someone and counting the rolls of fat down their legs. Similar to the rings on a tree, one roll = 50lbs.

Inflexible or just stupid?.... MacDonald's (in Walmart).....The one I'm forced to go into (only when I'm gagging for food) is directly across from a full MacDonald's restaurant. Their menu is very limited. I wanted a bacon and egg bagel. They don't do a bacon and egg bagel. They do a BLT bagel. So I asked him if he could take an egg from a McMuffin and put it on the bagel. He told me he was sorry he couldn't do that. So I took the bait and asked why. A McMuffin has a round egg, and the one that goes on a bagel is square. WTF? A bagel is round too. All I wanted was a bagel and he wouldn't give it to me.

Oh, I know I'll be back here.

I love you guys! You guys are making me believe in this place again.




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Why oh why do we have to see the limp-dick-itus commercials for Cialis/Levitra etc during the evening news EVERY f'ing day! We sit as a family to eat and usually have the TV on in the kitchen to see what happened in the world outside of work. I'm just waiting for the day my 10 yr old ask about these blasted cummercials. I'm sure some idiot in marketing thinks that all the limp dick men in the world watch the evening news! Anyway thats my rant for the day, thanks for the thread to bitch in!

I also hate slow assholes in the left lane!



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This will be fun! Everyone's post has been interesting.

Philly, I actually DO want to see "Valkyrie" but your point is well taken. A midget is so unconvincing as a hero. I'm pretty tall so I should shut up but how does a midget save the world?

Cookie, Celine is almost a horse. The difference? It's not totally disgusting to ride a horse.

Wolvie, Syracuse gets like two million feet of snow. The mailperson probably couldn't get to your house. You'll probably get four days worth of mail tomorrow.

Plagiarism, they advertise dingleberry-free t.p? That's stupid. They should call it "Starship Enterprise" brand. It circles uranus looking for klingons.

Wherewereuin82, they shouldn't make certain types of clothing in large sizes. I mean, no offense, but if they have to get into their clothing by buttering their legs or using an asshorn to get the oversized hams in, they should probably move onto something else. and as for McDonalds, well, I guess that's why not too many valedictorians choose to major in "Fast Food Preparation and Service".

DJ, not only are the Cialis/Levitra commercials boring but they think that those watching are complete idiots! "Call your doctor if you have an erection lasting over four hours". Yeah, unless my doctor looks like Elle McPherson, the doctor is not on my list of phone calls to make at that moment. Stupid marketers! You'll find most of them driving slowly in the left hand lane!

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[quote]Originally posted by phillyidol
[br]I have to bitch about something. Valkyrie starring that famous scientologist Tom Cruise. Are you freakin kidding me? First of all the story is a joke. But worst of all is Tom playing a nazi. Any good Nazi would have been embarrassed by him. He is a midget and a weenie. I will never watch this stupid movie.[/quote]

Couldn't the brain-rotted, cult following imbecile have even [i]attempted[/i] to do a German accent? I'll have to watch this movie just so I could have more reason to hate him. Yes, I'm funny like that.

[quote][i]Originally posted by wherewereuin82[/i]
<br>All I wanted was a bagel and he wouldn't give it to me.

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The first thing I thought when I read that line was:

[i]I'm not crazy - institutionalized!
You're the one who's crazy - institutionalized!
You're driving me crazy - institutionalized![/i]

Wherewereu, I think you have the right material for a Suicidal Tendencies cover.

You know, the dick hardening pill commercials are bugging me too. My kids do see them but so far never ask about them.

The drivers in Brighton Beach. They are known to be careless drivers but holy shit if I don't come close to death every day! With all the snow and ice you and I are more careful. They don't even clean the snow off the windows or mirrors....because they don't use them! They jump in the car and shoot right out into traffic. They all think hit me, I will buy a new car.




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[quote][i]Originally posted by club80[/i]
Wolvie, Syracuse gets like two million feet of snow. The mailperson probably couldn't get to your house. You'll probably get four days worth of mail tomorrow.
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We have had 30 inches since Friday. THIRTY INCHES! Wtf? Our winters have been pretty nice for the past few years with only a couple of storms here & there. I had the snowblower out twice last year. It's been out 4 times this weekend.

I know, I chose to live here, I should be used to it. I am not and I am sick of it. Luckily it's going up to the mid 40's tomorrow and near 60 on Saturday.

Guys And Their Cars:

What is it? D'ya think you're invisible when you get behind the wheel and shut the door? If I had a tissue for every guy I saw with his finger crammed up his nose while driving...........

You don't have any super powers when you pull over to take a leak either. If I can see you looking over your shoulder at the oncoming traffic, everyone can. And, why do you look over your shoulder? Worried someone will know what you're doing? If you're going to get hit with your tool in your hand, it's best you don't see it coming.

I honk when I drive by. That always makes them jump.

[quote][i]Originally posted by DonGately[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by wherewereuin82[/i]
<br>All I wanted was a bagel and he wouldn't give it to me.

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The first thing I thought when I read that line was:

[i]I'm not crazy - institutionalized!
You're the one who's crazy - institutionalized!
You're driving me crazy - institutionalized![/i]

Wherewereu, I think you have the right material for a Suicidal Tendencies cover.
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That's funny. I thought the same thing. Just one Pepsi.

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People who honk while I'm taking a piss by the side of the road. If I knew which of you f**kers was gonna honk, I'd stop looking around and be done quicker.