Call 911, It's a McEmergency

[enzfan]

Whata dumbass.

Fort Pierce woman calls 911 three times when McNuggets run out
By Will Greenlee
Tuesday, March 3, 2009


FORT PIERCE — Told McDonald’s was out of Chicken McNuggets after paying for a 10-piece meal, a local woman called 911.

Three times.

“This is an emergency, If I would have known they didn’t have McNuggets, I wouldn’t have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don’t want one,” Latreasa L. Goodman told police. “This is an emergency.”

The McNugget meltdown happened last week at a McDonald’s in the 600 block of North U.S. 1 and ended with Goodman, 27, getting a notice to appear in court on a misuse of 911 charge, according to a recently released police report.

Goodman told investigators she tried to get a refund for the 10-piece McNuggets, but the cashier told her all sales are final.

“I called 911 because I couldn’t get a refund, and I wanted my McNuggets,” Goodman told police.

The cashier told police she offered Goodman, of the 2400 block of South 25th Street, a larger portion of food for the same price to make up for it, but said Goodman got “irate,” the report states.

Goodman reportedly yelled, “I don’t want a McDouble and small fry,” the cashier told investigators.

Dispatchers for 911 told police Goodman called the emergency number three times and on each occasion was told an officer was en route.

“Goodman maintained the attitude ‘this is an emergency, my McNuggets are an emergency,’” the report states.

McNuggets, introduced to the McDonald’s national menu in 1983, are sold in more than 100 countries and often are dunked in barbecue or hot mustard sauce. Goodman’s 10-piece selection has 460 calories and 29 grams of fat.

On Tuesday, Goodman said she agreed to get a McDouble in lieu of the McNuggets as long as she also got the difference in price back. Goodman said the only menu items she cares for are McNuggets and McDoubles.

Goodman claimed a McDonald’s worker wouldn’t give her the difference in money back, so Goodman decided she wanted a full refund.

[Frau_Blucher]

[quote][i]Originally posted by enzfan[/i]
<br>What a dumbass.[/quote]
Totally agreed!
[quote][i]Originally posted by enzfan[/i]
<br>McNuggets, introduced to the McDonald’s national menu in 1983, are sold in more than 100 countries and often are dunked in barbecue or hot mustard sauce. Goodman’s 10-piece selection has 460 calories and 29 grams of fat.[/quote]
Fine bit of irrelevant investigative journalism Mr. Greenlee. Its [i]Honey[/i] Mustard sauce you asshole, besides which, Sweet and Sour is by far the favorite. Purveyors of quality fried foods, like Latreasa here, would have known better. Poor, poor woman.

[eight6]

[quote][i]Originally posted by Blir[/i]

[quote][i]Originally posted by enzfan[/i]
<br>McNuggets, introduced to the McDonald’s national menu in 1983, are sold in more than 100 countries and often are dunked in barbecue or hot mustard sauce. Goodman’s 10-piece selection has 460 calories and 29 grams of fat.[/quote]
Fine bit of irrelevant investigative journalism Mr. Greenlee. Its [i]Honey[/i] Mustard sauce you asshole, besides which, Sweet and Sour is by far the favorite. Purveyors of quality fried foods, like Latreasa here, would have known better. Poor, poor woman.
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Filler facts...reminds me of a friend who once told me he liked Falco's "Rock Me Amadeus" because it had lots of facts in it.

[i_like_lectric_motors]

Latreasa??? McNuggets? Nah, too easy.

[enzfan]

[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
<br>Latreasa??? McNuggets? Nah, too easy.
[/quote]Or a McRib sandwich.[:D]

[i_like_lectric_motors]

[quote][i]Originally posted by enzfan[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
<br>Latreasa??? McNuggets? Nah, too easy.
[/quote]Or a McRib sandwich.[:D]
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I'd be willing to bet everything I own that we won't hear a similar story revolving around an Irishman being denied a Shamrock Shake.

[zill]

[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by enzfan[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
<br>Latreasa??? McNuggets? Nah, too easy.
[/quote]Or a McRib sandwich.[:D]
[/quote]

I'd be willing to bet everything I own that we won't hear a similar story revolving around an Irishman being denied a Shamrock Shake.
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[:D] This is the first time I've laughed out loud this week! [:D]

[djcraig]

[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by enzfan[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
<br>Latreasa??? McNuggets? Nah, too easy.
[/quote]Or a McRib sandwich.[:D]
[/quote]

I'd be willing to bet everything I own that we won't hear a similar story revolving around an Irishman being denied a Shamrock Shake.
[/quote]

That is not much of a bet AND an incredibly insensitive, ignorant statement.

Everybody knows there's no alcohol in those shakes.




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[i_like_lectric_motors]

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[enzfan]

I love Shamrock shakes.[:p]

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[tileboy]

[quote][i]Originally posted by enzfan[/i]
<br>I love Shamrock shakes.[:p]

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[plagiarism]

So, am I the only guy who noticed the typo on her chest? [:0][:0][:0]

[quote][i]Originally posted by enzfan[/i]
<br>I love Shamrock shakes.[:p]

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[wherewereuin82]

[quote][i]Originally posted by plagiarism[/i]
<br>So, am I the only guy who noticed the typo on her chest? [:0][:0][:0]
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Maybe you were the only one that stared long enough. [:p]

[club80]

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Three points here (I bet you thought I'd say two pints, didn't you)

#1 Based on the comment on her shirt, I guess supersizing is just not that important to her.
#2 I wonder if Erin will go braghless?
#3 If I was accidently wearing 3-D glasses, I'd be a blind man now.

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-

[eight6]

[quote][i]Originally posted by plagiarism[/i]

<br>So, am I the only guy who noticed the typo on her chest? [:0][:0][:0]


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Re: the typo

Normally, I'd be willing to look the other way, but not in this case.