Stupid headlines
Posted:
Fri May 01, 2009 1:26 amby zill
"Why Kirstie Alley is Fat Again"
I'm sure all the unemployed North Americans out there are dying to know why lardo plumped up. Is this typical Oprah fare, or is Oprah just happy someone else is fatter than her?
Posted:
Fri May 01, 2009 1:43 amby eight6
There was a time she wasn't fat?
Posted:
Fri May 01, 2009 1:49 amby Frau_Blucher
"Boy trapped in refrigerator eats own foot"
Posted:
Fri May 01, 2009 8:15 amby Panorama
Main headline: "Toaster Possessed by the Devil..."
Sub-headline for the story: "Satin burns every slice with a sign"
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"Photography with a Vision"
http://www.cooganphoto.com
Posted:
Sat May 02, 2009 7:08 amby SomebodySomewhere
Mmm, no, I'm pretty sure typical Oprah fare is "Who wants a free car because I'm so WONDERFUUUUUUUUL!!!!" and "Why you bored, couch-potato housewives should hang on every word I say because I'm so WONDERFUUUUUUUUUUL!!!!"
Mix with equal parts narcissism and aggrandizement, stir well, and serve (in a slop bucket) to the morbidly-obese, middle-aged sheep of America.
Posted:
Sat May 02, 2009 7:20 amby i_like_lectric_motors
"Obama Wins!"
Not that "McCain Wins" would have been any less stupid. But still.