A news story the NWO vets will LOVE

[i_like_lectric_motors]

NORWOOD, Ohio -- A [b]deer[/b] scampered into the [b]Whole Foods[/b] store in Rookwood Commons in Norwood on Friday, forcing the business to close before the animal was tranquilized and carried out.

The 100-pound buck ran around the parking lot about 11 a.m. before winding up in front of the store's automatic sliding entrance doors.

As soon as they opened, he charged in, heading for the smell of baking chocolate chip cookies in the bakery section.

"He was hanging out next to the oven waiting for the cookies to come out," said Scott Hartman, the store's manager. "I think when he came in, he scared a lot of people, of course. It's not a normal thing."

In his rush to get to the bakery, the deer knocked over some cheese and cases of wine stacked on the floor, Norwood police said. [b]He also bumped into a customer, who suffered a minor injury but waved off medical care[/b] , said Sgt. Lou Pauly.

At some point, the deer knocked his antlers off.

He hung out in the bakery some 25 minutes until the SPCA Cincinnati showed up. The SPCA tranquilized the deer, who by then was shaking and scared, Hartman said.

Once the tranquilizer took effect, police and the SPCA carried the animal out -- without a cookie.

Whole Foods briefly closed to clean up but has reopened. Hartman said this is the third time he's run a Whole Foods location that's hosted a deer.

"If you have a store that is near woods and people keep building houses on woods and stuff, sometimes it happens," he said. "If you take away their homes, they have to go somewhere."

[i_like_lectric_motors]

I first read that location as "Rockwood Commons". I swear I almost came.

[coop41]

[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
<br>I first read that location as "Rockwood Commons". I swear I almost came.
[/quote]

Oh so close. Also, had the customer who was bumped [b]urinated[/b] all over the floor it would have been perfect.

[MARV]

No. If there was a drug addict in the store, a counterfeiting operation nearby and a Mormon somewhere, THEN it would have been perfect. Still, good story Motors.

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[club80]

Now if a common mormon scampered into Rockwood, then it would been perfect.

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-

[club80]

[quote][i]Originally posted by club80[/i]
<br>Now if a common mormon scampered into Rockwood, then it would been perfect.

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-
[/quote]

...carrying violins and there would have been bonus points.

We didn't sell a lot of records, but somehow we left an impression.
-Johnny Ramone-

[Bitter Almonds]

<p align="justify">Did the deer bonked the customer in the gut? It's been known to happen at Hole Foods at least once[}:)]

[hexicon]

[quote][i]Originally posted by coop41[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
<br>I first read that location as "Rockwood Commons". I swear I almost came.
[/quote]

Oh so close. Also, had the customer who was bumped [b]urinated[/b] all over the floor it would have been perfect.
[/quote]

Only if the guy was on a macrobiotic diet so that his pee didn't stink.

P.S. Hi to the oldsters. Just dropped by to see what the NWO had to say about MJ--you never disappoint.

[i_like_lectric_motors]

[quote][i]Originally posted by hexicon[/i]


P.S. Hi to the oldsters. Just dropped by to see what the NWO had to say about MJ--you never disappoint.
[/quote]

[:)] Nice to see you!

[MARV]

Whoa, I missed the Hexinator [:(]

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