New Wave Outpost Forum

I'm watching the news this morning and I see a rather large spider (about an inch and a half across) crawling across the screen (Vizio 47" flat screen). I get up to dispose of it but I can't seem to get it because IT'S ON THE INSIDE OF THE SCREEN! The damn thing is darting about trying to get out but it can't and I have no idea how it got in there. It's impossible to watch the set with that friggin' thing in there. I have 2 options, wait until it dies and hope it falls below the screen or take the set apart.

My luck it will die stuck to the screen right in the middle and I'll have to take the set apart. Sweet.

You must kill it immediately. It is likely a foreign species from China which, under environmental duress, will reproduce hermaphroditically and eventually supplant all other species in site, including humans. Other than that, it's sorta fucking cool!

I should leave the set on 24/7 until it gets cooked to death. Those sets run hot, I can warm my hands in the winter from the heat on the back.

Blir, swing on over to Ohio and kill the damn thing...I'm busy at work.