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So how about it? A couple of twenty-something plumbers decide to go to the local bar after a hard day's work. While at the bar a very attractive woman sits down right next to them. Neither of them can think of the right words to say and are drunk as hell, but one of them is determined to ask her out right away. Being unprepared what are some of the worst pick up lines he or somebody could come up with?

Here's a few ones I can think of at the moment.

I can't find my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into some cheap motel room.

Are you tired. Because you've been running through my head all day.

Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together.

I'm a plumber baby. And I'm gonna plumb you down to size. (OK that was dumb.)

Do you have a library Card. Cause I'm checking you out.

Do you know karate. Cause your body's kickin'

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast. Because you look mighty delicious.

Anyone here got any?

I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?

If stuck on an island with one NWO member, who?

But the cougar in me says,

If you were homework, I'd throw you on the table and do you right now. [;)]

Let`s re-range the alphabet and put U and I together.
Did you just get a ticket because you have fine written all over you.

Those are the two that I can think of!

I had some weird girl say she'd love my children as her own. Yeah, right. I could go on.

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[quote][i]Originally posted by mar[/i]
<br>I had some weird girl say she'd love my children as her own. Yeah, right. I could go on.

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Was that at a StarTrek convention and was she dressed as a Klingon at the time?

[quote][i]Originally posted by wherewereuin82[/i]
<br>If stuck on an island with one NWO member, who?

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Hey...wait...a...minute!

[quote][i]Originally posted by mar#8730;[/i]
<br>I had some weird girl say she'd love my children as her own. Yeah, right. I could go on.

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Did she have implants and believe in some whacko religion by any chance?

[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by mar#8730;[/i]
<br>I had some weird girl say she'd love my children as her own. Yeah, right. I could go on.

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Did she have implants and believe in some whacko religion by any chance?
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No shit...implants? LOL!

I lost my number, can I have yours?


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Awful pick up lines?
How about something like "Hey bitch , you wanna fuck" ?
I wonder if a line like that has actually ever worked. Anyone ?

[quote][i]Originally posted by Spit[/i]
<br>Awful pick up lines?
How about something like "Hey bitch , you wanna fuck" ?
I wonder if a line like that has actually ever worked. Anyone ?
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Down here in Oz .. replace 'bitch' with 'love' and thats one of the biggest pickup lines still used... well, that and "show us yer tits" [:D]

The average bogan Aussie male isn't the most witty character in the world [;)]

[quote][i]Originally posted by TragicMagic[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by Spit[/i]
<br>Awful pick up lines?
How about something like "Hey bitch , you wanna fuck" ?
I wonder if a line like that has actually ever worked. Anyone ?
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Down here in Oz .. replace 'bitch' with 'love' and thats one of the biggest pickup lines still used... well, that and "show us yer tits" [:D]

The average bogan Aussie male isn't the most witty character in the world [;)]
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I like that "show us yer tits". Right to the point. [:D]
Btw , do you Australians really eat that Vegemite. The stuff sounds nasty.

^ yes.. Vegemite is a staple for many Aussies. I actually hate it. I can't event get it near my nose without vomitting. I actually get called un-Australian for this as well. I am in a minority re the whole Vegemite thing. Its a black tar-like yeast bi-product invented to fill stomachs in poor-times. It has no place in modern society. Its fucking disgusting [:D]

Anyway - try "show us yer tits" in your best Aussie accent and you never know.. you might see some in your travels. I've seen it work before [8D]

TM