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Is mutual masturbation cheating??

Posted:
Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:36 am
by WoodlandParkPunk
Wondering if 2 adults who get each other off manually is considered cheating? No kissing, no intercourse. Hmmm.....
"You just pick a chord, go twang, and you've got music." ~ Sid Vicious

Posted:
Wed Aug 19, 2009 9:48 am
by Frau_Blucher
The self-resolving irony to this is that if you're amoral enough to ask, then it's not cheating.

Posted:
Wed Aug 19, 2009 11:59 am
by zill
Seriously, would things progress this far without the parties involved wanting more than a wank? I mean, assuming you're not one of the Jonas brothers.
Why do I think this may become my favourite thread ever?

Posted:
Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:09 pm
by Frau_Blucher
[quote][i]Originally posted by zill[/i]
<br>Seriously, would things progress this far without the parties involved wanting more than a wank? I mean, assuming you're not one of the Jonas brothers.
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Or The Killers.

Posted:
Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:20 pm
by SallyLightfoot
I'd say it's cheating if you engage in an act that you can't reveal to your committed partner for fear of:
[i]Photo of John Wayne Bobbitt’s severed penis being held up in court[/i]<br><img src="http://garlinggauge.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/aa2.jpg" height="436" width="640">

Posted:
Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:27 pm
by wherewereuin82
[quote][i]Originally posted by SallyLightfoot[/i]
<br>I'd say it's cheating if you engage in an act that you can't reveal to your committed partner for fear of:
[i]Photo of John Wayne Bobbitt’s severed penis being held up in court
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Damn. I don't even have one, but, ouch.
*** Oh, it's cheating. Ask any wife/girlfriend.***

Posted:
Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:13 pm
by zill
[quote][i]Originally posted by wherewereuin82[/i]
<br> *** Oh, it's cheating. Ask any wife/girlfriend.***
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This is the answer you'll get from any female...so if you're seriously going put an existing relationship in jeopardy, at least do it right and bang the ass off each other. Why risk what you have for a hand job? You can do that yourself!

Posted:
Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:37 pm
by wherewereuin82
[quote][i]Originally posted by zill[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by wherewereuin82[/i]
<br> *** Oh, it's cheating. Ask any wife/girlfriend.***
[/quote]
This is the answer you'll get from any female...
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That's not necessarily true zill. I think if that question was posed to any husband/boyfriend about their wife/girlfriend, I think the answer would be the same.[;)]

Posted:
Thu Aug 20, 2009 1:18 am
by zill
[quote][i]Originally posted by wherewereuin82[/i]
That's not necessarily true zill. I think if that question was posed to any husband/boyfriend about their wife/girlfriend, I think the answer would be the same.[;)]
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Well, I almost agree. I think that a high percentage of both women and men would say yes, but maybe the percentages would be 98% for women and maybe 88% for men.
And men's answers might be subject to qualifiers like..."it'd be OK if I could watch", "it'd be OK if she was masturbating another chic", "it'd be OK if it meant she didn't nag me about poker night", "it'd be OK if they were listening to Joy Division"...that sort of thing.

Posted:
Thu Aug 20, 2009 1:57 am
by coop41
[quote][i]Originally posted by zill[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by wherewereuin82[/i]
That's not necessarily true zill. I think if that question was posed to any husband/boyfriend about their wife/girlfriend, I think the answer would be the same.[;)]
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Well, I almost agree. I think that a high percentage of both women and men would say yes, but maybe the percentages would be 98% for women and maybe 88% for men.
And men's answers might be subject to qualifiers like..."it'd be OK if I could watch", "it'd be OK if she was masturbating another chic", "it'd be OK if it meant she didn't nag me about poker night", "it'd be OK if they were listening to Joy Division"...that sort of thing.
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Or The Killers

Posted:
Thu Aug 20, 2009 2:23 am
by djcraig
There's got to be more to this question than just random curiosity.
Did WPP get busted for this, did his significant other engage in this or is he considering adding this to his sexual repertiore?
In any case, remember- [b]"It's not cheating cause she reminded me of you!"[/b]
<a href="http://www.djcraig.net/los_angeles_dj">DJ Craig</a>

Posted:
Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:00 am
by wherewereuin82
[quote][i]Originally posted by zill[/i]
And men's answers might be subject to qualifiers like..."it'd be OK if I could watch", "it'd be OK if she was masturbating another chic", "it'd be OK if it meant she didn't nag me about poker night", "it'd be OK if they were listening to Joy Division"...that sort of thing.
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I believe that. But remember......
It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye or a penis. [:0]