CNBC and PORN
I realize that CNBC is supposed to be a business news network and that pornography is a multi-million dollar business but am I crazy, or is CNBC's porno documentary on every friggin' night???? Look I've got no problem with a news network coming up with a flimsy excuse to show Jesse Jane hop around in lingerie all night long but can we at least have a little integrity here and just make the channel all-porn-all-the-time? The show is even hosted by an outrageously sexy reporter named Melissa Lee who could pass for a porn star herself! Again, I'm not complaining, but why not just change CNBC to CUMNBC and get it over with?
Wouldn't you rather get your business news from Jesse Jane straddling a hobby horse while your anchorman Max Hardcore has his hand in her pants? CNBC is almost there.
Wouldn't you rather get your business news from Jesse Jane straddling a hobby horse while your anchorman Max Hardcore has his hand in her pants? CNBC is almost there.