Ok, so maybe it's not as happy an ending as the last time eels were a topic here ... but it does involve Asians and eels so it's my duty to post it:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/0 ... 60842.html
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ASS EELS!!!
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ASS EELS!!!
by i_like_lectric_motors » Mon May 03, 2010 9:40 am
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by Frau_Blucher » Mon May 03, 2010 10:01 am
Bet he was wishing there was a New York cop around with a broomstick instead.
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by birdmadgirl » Mon May 03, 2010 1:02 pm
You know, I've been absolutely, ridiculously, insanely drunk a time or two (or more). But not one time has it ever crossed my mind to ... stuff an animal where no animal belongs. What the hell is wrong with people?!
And a big "ewwwww!" to his friends, too, for doing the, uh, inserting.
And a big "ewwwww!" to his friends, too, for doing the, uh, inserting.
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by phillyidol » Mon May 03, 2010 10:10 pm
I love how the police were baffled as to how the eel got in the mans...heiny. And that eel was big man! How can anyone think that would feel good? Every day I lose more faith in the human race.
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by SallyLightfoot » Mon May 03, 2010 11:13 pm
Think about that the next time you order eel at a Japanese restaurant.
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by djcraig » Tue May 04, 2010 7:10 am
[quote][i]Originally posted by coop41[/i]
<br>[i]an eel was inserted in rectum by friends[/i]
I believe they are using the term "friends" in the loosest of terms
[/quote]
With friends like that, who needs enemas?
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Anyone considering this should take Sally's advice and stick with gerbils.
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<br>[i]an eel was inserted in rectum by friends[/i]
I believe they are using the term "friends" in the loosest of terms
[/quote]
With friends like that, who needs enemas?
(rimshot) Hy-oooooooh!
Anyone considering this should take Sally's advice and stick with gerbils.
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by SallyLightfoot » Tue May 04, 2010 8:06 am
http://www.instantrimshot.com/
Not to be confused with that other rimshot: http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1414.html
Not to be confused with that other rimshot: http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/1414.html
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by bowiestation » Wed May 05, 2010 1:04 am
I'm disgusted at the fact he was a 59 year old adult in this situation..bleh !
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by djcraig » Wed May 05, 2010 7:22 am
[quote][i]Originally posted by bowiestation[/i]
<br>I'm disgusted at the fact he was a 59 year old adult in this situation..bleh !
[/quote]
Love has no age limit!
Two eels walk into a bar...
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<br>I'm disgusted at the fact he was a 59 year old adult in this situation..bleh !
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Love has no age limit!
Two eels walk into a bar...
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by coop41 » Wed May 05, 2010 10:02 am
[quote][i]Originally posted by bowiestation[/i]
<br>I'm disgusted at the fact he was a 59 year old adult in this situation..bleh !
[/quote]
yes, it would have been way better if he was 51[:)]
<br>I'm disgusted at the fact he was a 59 year old adult in this situation..bleh !
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yes, it would have been way better if he was 51[:)]
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