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I freely admit to lifting the title from my friend Josh and thank him for <a href="http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/dayton-news/jesus-statue-fire-damages-estimated-at-700-000jesus-statue-fire-damages-estimated-at-700-000-762245.html?cxtype=rss_local-news">this article</a>.

God is very angry, people! Let the Obama-blaming begin!!

[quote][i]Originally posted by SallyLightfoot[/i]
<br>God is very angry, people! Let the Obama-blaming begin!!
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Just curious. If Jesus calls it a touchdown, I'm assuming that any coach who challenges that ruling better be pretty damn sure of getting it overturned.

"You can't say 'them'. You have to tell me which one of 'them'." - Lenny Bruce

A comment from this <a href="http://www.middletownjournal.com/news/middletown-news/jesus-statue-fire-damages-estimated-at-700-000jesus-statue-fire-damages-estimated-at-700-000-762245.html" target="new">news article</a> made my day:<blockquote>"I can't believe Jesus was struck," said his brother, who noted the [b]giant Hustler Hollywood sign for the adult store across the street was untouched[/b]. "It's the last thing I expected to happen."</blockquote>

[quote][i]Originally posted by SallyLightfoot[/i]
<br>A comment from this <a href="http://www.middletownjournal.com/news/middletown-news/jesus-statue-fire-damages-estimated-at-700-000jesus-statue-fire-damages-estimated-at-700-000-762245.html" target="new">news article</a> made my day:<blockquote>"I can't believe Jesus was struck," said his brother, who noted the [b]giant Hustler Hollywood sign for the adult store across the street was untouched[/b]. "It's the last thing I expected to happen."</blockquote>
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Well, God in the Old Testament was pretty specific. "Do not make statues of me and worship them!" but people do it anyway. I guess he finally got sick of being ignored.

"You can't say 'them'. You have to tell me which one of 'them'." - Lenny Bruce

Complete randomness has never been so funny.

Heck yeah, OT God was a gangsta. My fave commandment (from ultra-hard-core <a href="http://www.mechon-mamre.org/p/pt/pt0234.htm" target="_new5">Exodus chap 34</a>, not that weak tea from Exodus 20) is: <blockquote>[b][i]Thou shalt not boil a baby goat in its mother's milk.[/i][/b]</blockquote>Do that sh*t and you'd be lucky to be only struck ablaze by lightning.