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Movie:
Battleship starring Liam Neeson.

Review:
If this movie were on Schindler's list you would not have saved it.


Now can someone post a one line review about the latest Batman?



<a href="http://www.djcraig.net/los_angeles_dj">DJ Craig</a>

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Now can someone post a one line review about the latest Batman?

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I'll give it a shot:

A killer plot with a crazy ending?

This could be a good thread. Let me have a couple and I'll do some killer reviews.

I prefer the 5 sec movie reviews
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[quote][i]Originally posted by gpow[/i]
<br>I prefer the 5 sec movie reviews
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Nice. I'll go...

The Hunger Games...



Fuck off.

Here's the top 25 grossers of 2012, have at it:

Marvel's The Avengers BV $617,800,446 4,349 $207,438,708 4,349 5/4 -
2 The Dark Knight Rises WB $423,088,380 4,404 $160,887,295 4,404 7/20 -
3 The Hunger Games LGF $407,894,024 4,137 $152,535,747 4,137 3/23 -
4 The Amazing Spider-Man Sony $258,423,379 4,318 $62,004,688 4,318 7/3 -
5 Brave BV $230,174,296 4,164 $66,323,594 4,164 6/22 -
6 Ted Uni. $214,880,255 3,303 $54,415,205 3,239 6/29 -
7 Dr. Seuss' The Lorax Uni. $214,030,500 3,769 $70,217,070 3,729 3/2 7/26
8 Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted P/DW $213,742,849 4,263 $60,316,738 4,258 6/8 -
9 MIB 3 Sony $178,515,577 4,248 $54,592,779 4,248 5/25 -
10 Snow White and the Huntsman Uni. $154,932,775 3,777 $56,217,700 3,773 6/1 -
11 Ice Age: Continental Drift Fox $153,756,800 3,886 $46,629,259 3,881 7/13 -
12 21 Jump Street Sony $138,447,667 3,148 $36,302,612 3,121 3/16 7/1
13 Prometheus Fox $126,305,587 3,442 $51,050,101 3,396 6/8 -
14 Safe House Uni. $126,181,630 3,121 $40,172,720 3,119 2/10 5/17
15 The Vow SGem $125,014,030 3,038 $41,202,458 2,958 2/10 5/17
16 Magic Mike WB $113,119,638 3,120 $39,127,170 2,930 6/29 -
17 Journey 2: The Mysterious Island WB $103,860,290 3,500 $27,335,363 3,470 2/10 6/28
18 Think Like a Man SGem $91,547,205 2,052 $33,636,303 2,015 4/20 7/8
19 The Bourne Legacy Uni. $86,453,105 3,753 $38,142,825 3,745 8/10 -
20 Wrath of the Titans WB $83,670,083 3,545 $33,457,188 3,545 3/30 6/28
21 Dark Shadows WB $79,727,149 3,755 $29,685,274 3,755 5/11 8/16
22 John Carter BV $73,078,100 3,749 $30,180,188 3,749 3/9 6/28
23 Act of Valor Rela. $70,012,847 3,053 $24,476,632 3,039 2/24 6/7
24 Contraband Uni. $66,528,000 2,870 $24,349,815 2,863 1/13 3/15
25 The Campaign


<a href="http://www.djcraig.net/los_angeles_dj">DJ Craig</a>

John Carter

A movie released a little late for its target audience. Like about 100 years.

Two Days in New York:

Chris Rock does his best to save this terrible vanity project but fails.

Red Lights:

When Sigourney Weaver dies so does the film.

Magic Mike - Not about magic at all, it' s surprising that many women could put down 50 Shades of Grey that long to take this in

[quote][i]Originally posted by coop41[/i]
<br>Magic Mike - Not about magic at all, it' s surprising that many women could put down 50 Shades of Grey that long to take this in
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Please review What To Expect When You're Expecting next. Thanks.

Prometheus:

Are you there God,? It's me, Elizabeth

"Killer Joe"

Engrossing, Gruesome, sometimes hard to watch, makes you squirm... and that's just the part with Gina Gershon's bush.

<a href="http://www.djcraig.net/los_angeles_dj">DJ Craig</a>

Sherlock Holmes, Game of Shadows

Guy Ritchie being all smug that he's pulled off scene after scene of stylish but hollow inanity.

Inception:

Bobby Ewing, is that you in the shower?

Cloud Atlas - Three hours wrong

Sugoi !!!