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there is no time ever that farting is acceptable. to me it is just the most basic of common courtesy.

I'm an airplane farter. With the engine noise, it's impossible to triangulate where the sound came from even if it would have been marginally audible. If it's a stinker, then I frown and stare at some old guy, implicitly accusing him.

[quote][i]Originally posted by Frau_Blucher[/i]
<br>I'm an airplane farter. With the engine noise, it's impossible to triangulate where the sound came from even if it would have been marginally audible. If it's a stinker, then I frown and stare at some old guy, implicitly accusing him.
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"thou who smelt it, dealt it"

Sugoi !!!

[quote][i]Originally posted by Frau_Blucher[/i]
<br>I'm an airplane farter. With the engine noise, it's impossible to triangulate where the sound came from even if it would have been marginally audible. If it's a stinker, then I frown and stare at some old guy, implicitly accusing him.
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Lol.

I too enjoy the stealthy success of being able to let one rip without anyone being able to determine the source.

In general bottom-burping is a natural thing.. and it can be very uncomfortable holding in a slient but deadly romper-cough. Let it out and enjoy your own brand.

TM

I'm pretty sure all of you are my brothers, hiding behind crazy names.

[quote][i]Originally posted by wherewereuin82[/i]
<br>I'm pretty sure all of you are my brothers, hiding behind crazy names.
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lol

Almost without exception you could be in a store aisle all by your lonesome for a few minutes and decide to drop a crap cloud. Then before the last note has played someone will inevitably come tearing down the aisle and get right next to you. In that moment you have to decide to flee the scene or pretend that stench surrounding you doesn't exist.

It's actually become a standing joke in my store, if there's a senior that's going to let one go, she's going to find me to do it beside. I've had one let one rip, then look at me and say, "oh dear, where did that come from?", like it was me. Another one, whose pants I swear bulged when she did it, say, "I can't believe the nerve of some people."

As Larry the Cable Guy spoke of them, the walking farts are real. Got behind a little old lady at a mall department store once and she let loose with one every step she took covering about a 15 second span. Disgusting yet funny.