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Here is "I wanna be a Flintstone"

http://d51.yousendit.com/C/0GHHD0QXUTS3 ... tstone.mp3

Anbody have these or other tongue-in-cheek songs?[:D]

This is ponderous--2nu

My past lives-- ??

Star Trekkin'-- ??

Big & Stupid(the original version)--Julie Brown

California kid---??

Here is:

<a href="http://www.cyberus.ca/~cs/Firm - Star Trekkin.mp3">Firm - Star Trekkin</a>

and

<a href="http://www.cyberus.ca/~cs/Hee Bee Gee Bees - Quite ahead of my time (David Bowwow).mp3">Hee Bee Gee Bees - Quite ahead of my time (David Bowwow)</a>

and while this is more of a parody than a novelty song, I have always thought that it caught the essence of Scary Monsters era Bowie.

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Mitsubishi Honda
Suzuki Hitachi
Buy a Kawasaki
Woh oh oh ho oh woh oh ho woh ho ho oh
Woh oh oh ho woh oh oh woh ho ho who

Unintelligible lyrics
Cutting up words and into sticking them lines
People may say that I’m cuckoo -- He’s cuckoo
Like a clock I’m a sign of the times

But I’m talking in riddles
Vanishing up my own bum
That’s what my songs have become
That’s all my songs have become

Let’s bow to the jester bow to the priest
Bow to the West and bow to the..North
Bow to the Sun King, bow to the rain
Oh my God I think I’ve flipped again

But I’m quite ahead of my time
(He’s quite ahead of his time)
I’m so much ahead of my time
(He’s so much ahead of his time)
My head has gone out of it’s mind
(He’s head has gone out of it’s mind

Inexplicable images
Men from Mars in King Solomon’s mines
Ziggy meets a lad in Sain-sbury’s
And other nonsensical lines

Ooh I’m an elephant
Whoops look what I’ve just gone and done
That’s what my songs have become
That’s what my songs have become

Let’s bow to the mountains bow to the Lord
Bow to the South then bow to the...West
Bow to the piglet bow to the sow
Bow to the dog bow wow wow -- Bow wow

But I’m quite ahead of my time
(He’s quite ahead of his time)
Much ahead of my time
(Ooh he does go on)
My head has gon out of it’s mind
(Do you know I still wet my bed?)

So many choo-choo-changes
I still have these problems with speech
That’s what I’ve had to overcome
‘cos that all my songs have become

But that’s because
I’m quite ahead of my time
(He’s still going on look)
My brain has gone out of it’s mind
(And just look at that dress)
I’m quite ahead of my time
(And as for his teeth)
I’m quite ahead of my time
(He hasn’t shaved his legs again)
My brain has gone out of its mind)
(of course it’s all make-up)
Shhhh...

Ah, the Heebeegeebees aka Philip Pope essentially.

The songs were done as the music segment in the BBC radio comedy show "Radio Active" which parodied the follibles of UK radio stations and is one the great comedy shows.

Two albums were released comprising of songs from the show. The albums were called "439 Golden Greats - Never Mind The Original's Here's The Hee Bee Gee Bees" and "20 Big Number 2s".

The parodies were spot on and occasionly bypassed the original. "Too Depressed To Commit Suicide" by the P.C.s was a better version of "Can't Stand Losing You" and "When Two Songs Sound The Same" by "Frankie Goes to the Bank" effortlessly mixed together a couple of FGTH tunes.

Interesting fact: "Meaningless Songs (in very high voices)" was a hit in Australia.


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"As chairman of the Cradle of Filth fanclub I'm the most insensitive man in Britain, but even I can see there's tension there"

My Past Lives was by Too Much Joy. If you can't dig it up, let me know. I can probably help you out.

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This is Ponderous - 2NU

as per our friend 2NU!

http://s40.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3DO1 ... V3PWAR3YOH

I have "Fred From Jupiter" by Digette and "I Dream of Jeannie" by Marie E. Whitelaw if anyone is interested.

"Interesting fact: "Meaningless Songs (in very high voices)" was a hit in Australia."

I remember that song! Hehe that was great. I've not heard it for ages though.. in fact probably since it was last on radio.

I too was amazed No one had previously mentioned any Weird Al!

TM

Fish heads-Barnes and Barnes
Flintstones (Bedrock Rap)-Bruce Springstone


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Kinda funny that Barnes and Barnes was Will Robinson!!

Warning Warning--That does not compute!!

Hmmm, not new wave, but the first Weird Al song I heard:

<a href="http://www.cyberus.ca/~cs/Weird Al Yankovic - Another one rides the bus">Weird Al Yankovic - Another one rides the bus.mp3</a>

and just because they were mentioned:

<a href="http://www.cyberus.ca/~cs/Hee Bee Gee Bees - Meaningless songs.mp3">Hee Bee Gee Bees - Meaningless songs</a>

<a href="http://www.cyberus.ca/~cs/Hee Bee Gee Bees - When two songs sound the same (Frankie Goes To the Bank).mp3">Hee Bee Gee Bees - When two songs sound the same (Frankie Goes To the Bank)</a>

That FGTH spoof is pure money. That song pretty much distills everything I hate about FGTH in 3 and a half minutes.

On a related note, here's another gem from the early 80's

<a href="http://download.yousendit.com/7F24ED2B4140625F" target="blank">Crazy Joe & The Variable Speed Band - Eugene</a>[;)]




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That Eugene song is so cool. I have not heard that song in a long time. The Z100 Morning Zoo used to play it in New York. Thanks for posting it.

Heebeegeebies - Too Depressed To Commit Suicide (The PCs):

http://s37.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3RAR ... NHDGM70PWN


Terim: Do you have the whole of the second LP as I'm missing a couple of tracks off it.



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"As chairman of the Cradle of Filth fanclub I'm the most insensitive man in Britain, but even I can see there's tension there"

Yep, Frank, I do have the second Hee Bee Gee Bees album. Which tracks were you looking for?

And thanks 2Nu, that Eugene song was somthing else...

Oh yeah, and how could I have forgotten:

<a href="http://www.cyberus.ca/~cs/Dead Milkmen - You'll dance to anything.mp3">Dead Milkmen - Instant club hit (you'll dance to anything)</a>

Thanks for doing this Terim. [:)]

I got the rest off Usenet and the following were missing:

Dancelot (Poxy Music)
Toyland Rhapsody (Queer)
Gary Clitter Is Back (Gary Clitter)
Get Em Off, Irene (Sexist Midnight Runners)
I Don't Want Your Baby (Human Leak)
Me! (The Kids From Shame)


Terim, would you be interested in the radio mockumentary about the Heebeegeebees? It's from the same as Radio Active and it is funny! [:D]


Do you have The Firm album as well? Apparently it's been released on CD but I can't find the thing anywhere.. [:(]
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"As chairman of the Cradle of Filth fanclub I'm the most insensitive man in Britain, but even I can see there's tension there"