A little bit out of the 80's, but whatever it is I didn't have a clue:
Back in the early-'90s, there was a song called (I think) "Accident." It was a light dance/electronic number recorded by what sounded like a British drag queen.
The lyrics went:
"Hurry, hurry! There's been an accident!"
One verse went:
"Do you suppose if I pushed her out of an airplane without a parachute, they'd think it was a skydiving accident?
Accident! Accident! A horrible, terrible accident!"

