She is a bitch....He's a Puff

[DearGod]

I've been going out with a girl, her name is Julie
But last night she said to me, When we were watching telly
This is what she said.
She said "Listen John, I love you-but there's this bloke I fancy
I don't want to two-time you so it's the end for you and me."
"Who's this bloke?" I asked her. "Gordon "she replied
"Not that puff" I said dismayed. "Yes, but he's no puff" she cried
"He's more a man than you'll ever be!"

Here we go, Two, three, four!

I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chip- shop.
When I came out, there was Gordon standing at the bus stop
And guess who was with him, Yeah, Julie
and they were both laughing at me.
Oh, she is cruel and heartless, to pack me for Gordon
Just 'cause he's better looking than me, Just 'cause he's cool and trendy.
But I know he's a moron, Gordon is a moron
Gordon is a moron, Gordon is a moron


Here we go, two, three, four!

Oh, she's a slag and he's a creep. She's a tart , he's very cheap.
She is a slut, he thinks he's tough, she is a bitch, he is a puff.
Yeah, yeah it's not fair, Yeah, yeah it's not fair
I'm so upset, I'm so upset, Yeah, yeah!

I ought to smash his face in, yeah, but he's bigger than me, innit
I know! I'll get my mate Barry to hit him, he'd flatten him!
Yeah, but Barry's a mate of Gordons's innit
oh, well! I don't care, oh, I don't care, I don't care



HAHAHAHA what's not to love EH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![:D]

[unguarded moment]

"Jilted John" by JILTED JOHN, I love it!

BTW, is the album any good?

[Frank_Chickens]

Great album, the first and last Punk concept album. [:)]

Does anyone know what the follow-up album was like?

[Ollie Stench]

I wouldn't say it was the first or the last punk concept album. Sham 69 had an album called "That's Life" which was a punk Rock Opera, complete with dialog inbetween songs.

[Rubbeet921]

[quote]Originally posted by DearGod

HAHAHAHA what's not to love EH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![:D]

[/quote]

Hey DearGod, where on earth have you been?!!!- in XTC? [:D] Haven't seen you around for a while...

[DearGod]

Ahhhhhhh

Hey it's good to see ya!!!

Yanno me..... I come on ....spout off some psycho babble

then split

I think I've got a pattern of that.....hahahaha

It's always nice to come on and see all the same faces tho

Feels like home....awwwww [:D]

[DearGod]

If anyone would like some Jilted John...I'll compress & send it to ya thru a link where you can download the tunes.