80's Movies Quotes

[WolverineSyr]

[quote][i]Originally posted by marvymarv[/i]
<br>"Wolverines!!!!!"
- Red Dawn
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Damn right marvinator!


From Sixteen Candles:
Grandma Helen: Oh Sam, let me take a look at you. Fred, she's gotten her boobies!
Grandpa Fred: I better get my magnifying glass!
Grandma Helen: Oh, and they are so PERKY![grabs them]
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The big Sister: I love Rudy, and he is totally enamored of me. I mean, other men have loved me, but not for six whole months in a row.
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Sam: I can't believe they forgot my fucking birthday!

[Panorama]

[quote][i]Originally posted by Randall Roq[/i]
<br>One of my all time favorites...

David: Why was he in prison?

Linda: Well to hear him tell it those two guys were dead when he got there.

and

"He'll buy that boat I wanted and crash off Catalina and seals will eat him!"

Lost In America
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Lost In America was a great film -- very funny.

David: "From now on, you will never be allowed to use the words 'nest' or 'egg' ever again!"

David: "Say it! Say it! Say 'I lost the nest-egg.' Go on, say it!"

David: Maybe I didn’t explain the nest egg to you. If you had understood … You know it’s a very sacred thing, the nest egg, and if you had understood the Nest Egg Principle, as we will now call it in the first of many lectures that you will get, because if we are ever to acquire another nest egg, we both have to understand what it means. The nest egg is a protector, like a god, and we sit under the nest egg and we are protected by it. Without it, no protection. Want me to go on? It pours rain. Hey! The rain hits the egg and pours off the side. Without the egg? Wet. It’s over. But you didn’t understand it and that’s why we’re where we are.

Linda: I understood the nest egg …

David: Please do me a favor. Don’t use the word. You may not use that word. It is off-limits to you. Only those in this house that understand the nest egg may use it. And don’t use any part of it either. Don’t use “nest.” Don’t use “egg.” You’re out in the forest, you can point - the bird lives in a round stick. And … and … you have things over easy with toast.

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[MARV]

Lost in America:

"That boy could sing!"

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[MonkeyTrousers]

Pretty In Pink:

Steff: That girl was, is, and always will be nada.

(The always excellent James Spader)

[ourlipsaresealed]

Hi, I am new here *waves*

Here's my line:

"You look good wearing my future"

from

"Some Kind Of Wonderful" Movie with Eric Stoltz,Mary Stuart Masterson, Lea Thompson..et al.

Said after he gives Mary Stuart Masterson the diamond earrings he paid for with his college fund.

[ben_at_work]

This is crazy! This is crazy! This is CRAZY!

Chevy Chase - National Lampoons, Family Vacation

Right before he jumps in the pool with Christy Brinkley


I always say that [;)]

[ben_at_work]

"This is Bill to Chuck, telling him to shut up <rewind> Bill to Chuck, telling him to shut up <rewind> Chuck, telling him to shut up <rewind> telling him to shut up <rewind> to shut up <rewind> Shut up!"

Michael Keaton in Night Shift. Rewinding over and over the message Henry Winkler made him on his Idea Recorder (remember his idea to just feed Mayonaisse to the Tuna so you dont have to mix it in [;)]

[trekds947]

You all have got to STOP this!! I'm laughing so hard, I'm PERSPIRING!!!

Here are a couple of my faves:

From "Rain Man":
Charlie: [Pulls over, gets out of the car and yells] WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE WHERE YOU BUY UNDERWEAR? WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? UNDERWEAR IS UNDERWEAR! IT IS UNDERWEAR WHEREVER YOU BUY IT! IN CINCINNATTI OR WHEREVER

From "Sixteen Candles":
Samantha: I loathe the bus. There has to be a more dignified mode of transportation.

OR

Samantha's dad: Why do you think you're a dork? I don't think you're a dork. I don't think Mom thinks you're a dork.

Samantha: Mike thinks I'm a dork.

Samantha's dad: Mike is a dork.

[Randall Roq]

From one of the best TV shows of the decade to one of the funniest movies-

Frank: It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano, sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside.

From the show-

"How did you get in here and what do you do?

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith".

Police Squad/Naked Gun

[Randall Roq]

Heeeeree's Johnny!


That was the Shining of course...but dammit I was trying to remember something from Judd Nelson's stellar turn in New Jack City. You remember him- he's the cop on the edge, unhindged! And you can tell he's the rebel cause he wears shades, a goatee, and unbuckled boots.

Oh yeah and his gun may go off at any minute--WATCH OUT!! BANG! BANG!! Hey Cuz, wuzzup? Chill, it's all good.

[trekds947]

And yes, for the Trekkie in me:

Kirk: "KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!"

[Frau_Blucher]

[quote][i]Originally posted by trekds947[/i]
<br>And yes, for the Trekkie in me:

Kirk: "KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!"
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Yes!

KROQ used to use Kirk saying "Oh my god" from the transporter accident in that first deliciously horrid movie. They'd often use it as a drop-in whenever someone cursed in a song or something else shocking was said. I wish someone had a library of all their quotes and drop-ins.

[Frau_Blucher]

[quote][i]Originally posted by ben_at_work[/i]
<br>"This is Bill to Chuck, telling him to shut up <rewind> Bill to Chuck, telling him to shut up <rewind> Chuck, telling him to shut up <rewind> telling him to shut up <rewind> to shut up <rewind> Shut up!"

Michael Keaton in Night Shift. Rewinding over and over the message Henry Winkler made him on his Idea Recorder (remember his idea to just feed Mayonaisse to the Tuna so you dont have to mix it in [;)]
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This is great Ben. In fact, I've used the clip a couple of times on the NWO to remind "x" to shut up! [:D]

<a href="http://home.comcast.net/~myirwin/ns-shut.wav">"Shut Up"</a>


I've also used this Spinal Tap clip to help give my musical review:

<a href="http://home.comcast.net/~myirwin/spinal4.wav">"Nitpicking"</a>

[Randall Roq]

"Nitpicking" hysterical.

How about:

"Feed Me Seymour"

"I thrill when I drill a bicuspid
it's swell though they tell me I mal-a-just-ted"

Little Shop

[Randall Roq]

who knows this one?

in regards to an injured rabbit
Oldsen: Why don't we kill it. Hit it with something hard?
Mac: You've already done that with a two-ton automobile!