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Commercials Yet To Be Made

PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2004 9:51 am
by Dave
Rather than fight it, let’s help those poor marketing people! How about some creative ideas to get our favorite songs on TV. Hey, maybe the bands will get a few $$$…

Adam & the Ants – “Ants Invasion” for Raid
Boomtown Rats – “Up All Night” for NoDoz
Dead Kennedys – “Holiday in Cambodia” for the Cambodian Board of Tourism
Echo & the Bunnymen – “Do it Clean” for Trojan brands
Lene Lovich – “Lucky Number” for the State Lottery
Missing Persons – “Destination Unknown” for the US Postal Service (hey, they don’t all have to be winners)
Elvis Costello – “Pump it Up” for Viagra
Sigue Sigue Sputnick – “Love Missile F1-11” (extended version) also for Viagra 24 Hour
Siouxsie & the Banshees – “Hong Kong Garden” for my local chinese place
Sparks – “Angst in my Pants” for Metamucil
Sparks – “Mickey Mouse” for Disneyworld
Spizz Energie – “Where’s Captain Kirk?” for Priceline.com
World Party – “Ship of Fools” for Carnival Cruise Lines
Eurythmics – “Sweet Dreams” for Kraft Singles (you know... sweet dreams are made of cheese… hello… anyone… is this thing on?)

PostPosted: Sun Feb 22, 2004 10:17 am
by sirzap
LOL [:D] [:D] [:D]
It would be quite amusing if some of the ad wonks would read this board (thread) and follow through on what you suggested. [}:)]

PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2004 2:21 am
by West_Matthews
That's brilliant Dave!

PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2004 7:35 am
by British
And of course Lene Lovich's "New toy" is being used for Target, so it all comes together.

I wonder how many times "Cars" by Gary Numan has been beaten to death for car commercials.

I think Blondie's "One way or another" has been used TWICE now.

PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2004 8:33 am
by Polly
'One way or another' is being used for Guacamole flavoured Doritos. Sad, huh?
BH

PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 5:00 am
by West_Matthews
BHols, I saw that guacomole chips commercial -- geez, what an ugly display of gluttony.

PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 6:31 am
by Polly
I guess it could've been worse, it could have been along the lines of the commercial that featured that wart hog Enrique (son of Hoolio) Iglasis. Debbie could have been on stage chasing a big bag of Guac Chips to that song...

I'm gonna GETCHA, GETCHA

PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 8:47 am
by stormkpr
The Cure's 10:15 Saturday Night in a dating service commercial (some lonely guy sitting around listening to the song) segues into Love Song after he meets someone.

Japan's Gentlemen Take Polaroids for the obvious

Teardrop Explodes' Bouncing Babies

PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 9:08 am
by Maria
[quote]Originally posted by Otters Walk Among Us
[br]Talk Talk's Talk Talk for a cell phone with unlimited minutes.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 9:11 am
by Frau_Blucher
Smith's "Asleep" for Halcyon...or razor blades.

PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 10:00 am
by Polly
Book of Love's 'Boy' or the Waitresses "I know what boys like' for NAMBLA!

PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 10:12 am
by Dave
[quote]Originally posted by myirwin
[br]Smith's "Asleep" for Halcyon...or razor blades.
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 10:14 am
by DAT 777
DAVE: "Pump it Up" for Viagra is pure genius.
BHols: Love the NAMBLA joke. It's sick, but really, really funny.

I recently read that Johnny Cash's family is suing to keep "Ring of Fire" from being used in a hemmoroid cream commercial. That killed me.

PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 1:27 pm
by Polly
Dammit! I forgot to add Missing Persons' I like boys for nambla

BH

PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2004 1:52 pm
by ekahob
Good ones everybody! How about...

B52's - "Rock Lobster" for Red Lobster
Suzi Quatro - "Rock Hard" for... (like I need to tell you)
Jim Carroll - "People Who Died" for those anti-smoking ads.
Clash - "I'm So Bored with the U.S.A" for a foreign tou