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Morrissey bit by dog

PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:40 am
by schwenko

PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:15 am
by Frau_Blucher
There's a great vegetarian quip in there somewhere...but I'm just not able to pull one.

PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:18 am
by i_like_lectric_motors
[quote][i]Originally posted by Frau_Blucher[/i]
<br>There's a great vegetarian quip in there somewhere...but I'm just not able to pull one.
[/quote]

I've been trying too ... I got nothing.

PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 12:48 pm
by q89747
Oh c'mon you guys-- nothing?

1. He should've had his hand in glove!

2. I don't eat my friends... but they eat me!

3. Bigmouth strikes again!

PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:15 pm
by deevo0
[quote][i]Originally posted by q89747[/i]
<br>Oh c'mon you guys-- nothing?

1. He should've had his hand in glove!

2. I don't eat my friends... but they eat me!

3. Bigmouth strikes again!

[/quote]

I was thinking along the lines of #2. Maybe "He mistook me for a carnetarian."

Or, "The dogs won't listen."

PostPosted: Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:22 pm
by i_like_lectric_motors
[quote][i]Originally posted by q89747[/i]
<br>Oh c'mon you guys-- nothing?

1. He should've had his hand in glove!

2. I don't eat my friends... but they eat me!

3. Bigmouth strikes again!

[/quote]

I think we were going more for "funny".

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:43 am
by SomebodySomewhere
Was Morrissey "singing" when he got bit? The dog probably just thought he was a cat.

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:30 pm
by TragicMagic
[quote][i]Originally posted by SomebodySomewhere[/i]
<br>Was Morrissey "singing" when he got bit? The dog probably just thought he was a cat.
[/quote]

No.. it thought he was a pussy. And it was correct. [;)]

PostPosted: Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:38 pm
by djcraig
I hear the dog said after biting Moz his pee smelled funny.





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PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:05 am
by Doctor Doctor
Alsation Cousin?[:D]

[b]"Let's take a ride, and run with the dogs tonight In Suburbia"[/b]

PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:37 am
by Frau_Blucher
[quote][i]Originally posted by Doctor Doctor[/i]
<br>Alsation Cousin?[:D]
[/quote]
That's the one!

PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:17 am
by i_like_lectric_motors
[quote][i]Originally posted by Frau_Blucher[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by Doctor Doctor[/i]
<br>Alsation Cousin?[:D]
[/quote]
That's the one!
[/quote]

Agreed. [:D]