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Morrissey bit by dog

Posted:
Mon Jul 11, 2011 9:40 am
by schwenko

Posted:
Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:15 am
by Frau_Blucher
There's a great vegetarian quip in there somewhere...but I'm just not able to pull one.

Posted:
Mon Jul 11, 2011 11:18 am
by i_like_lectric_motors
[quote][i]Originally posted by Frau_Blucher[/i]
<br>There's a great vegetarian quip in there somewhere...but I'm just not able to pull one.
[/quote]
I've been trying too ... I got nothing.

Posted:
Mon Jul 11, 2011 12:48 pm
by q89747
Oh c'mon you guys-- nothing?
1. He should've had his hand in glove!
2. I don't eat my friends... but they eat me!
3. Bigmouth strikes again!

Posted:
Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:15 pm
by deevo0
[quote][i]Originally posted by q89747[/i]
<br>Oh c'mon you guys-- nothing?
1. He should've had his hand in glove!
2. I don't eat my friends... but they eat me!
3. Bigmouth strikes again!
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I was thinking along the lines of #2. Maybe "He mistook me for a carnetarian."
Or, "The dogs won't listen."

Posted:
Mon Jul 11, 2011 10:22 pm
by i_like_lectric_motors
[quote][i]Originally posted by q89747[/i]
<br>Oh c'mon you guys-- nothing?
1. He should've had his hand in glove!
2. I don't eat my friends... but they eat me!
3. Bigmouth strikes again!
[/quote]
I think we were going more for "funny".

Posted:
Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:43 am
by SomebodySomewhere
Was Morrissey "singing" when he got bit? The dog probably just thought he was a cat.

Posted:
Tue Jul 12, 2011 1:30 pm
by TragicMagic
[quote][i]Originally posted by SomebodySomewhere[/i]
<br>Was Morrissey "singing" when he got bit? The dog probably just thought he was a cat.
[/quote]
No.. it thought he was a pussy. And it was correct. [;)]

Posted:
Tue Jul 12, 2011 2:38 pm
by djcraig
I hear the dog said after biting Moz his pee smelled funny.
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Posted:
Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:05 am
by Doctor Doctor
Alsation Cousin?[:D]
[b]"Let's take a ride, and run with the dogs tonight In Suburbia"[/b]

Posted:
Mon Jul 18, 2011 8:37 am
by Frau_Blucher
[quote][i]Originally posted by Doctor Doctor[/i]
<br>Alsation Cousin?[:D]
[/quote]
That's the one!

Posted:
Mon Jul 18, 2011 9:17 am
by i_like_lectric_motors
[quote][i]Originally posted by Frau_Blucher[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by Doctor Doctor[/i]
<br>Alsation Cousin?[:D]
[/quote]
That's the one!
[/quote]
Agreed. [:D]