She is a bitch....He's a Puff
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 12:47 pmI've been going out with a girl, her name is Julie
But last night she said to me, When we were watching telly
This is what she said.
She said "Listen John, I love you-but there's this bloke I fancy
I don't want to two-time you so it's the end for you and me."
"Who's this bloke?" I asked her. "Gordon "she replied
"Not that puff" I said dismayed. "Yes, but he's no puff" she cried
"He's more a man than you'll ever be!"
Here we go, Two, three, four!
I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chip- shop.
When I came out, there was Gordon standing at the bus stop
And guess who was with him, Yeah, Julie
and they were both laughing at me.
Oh, she is cruel and heartless, to pack me for Gordon
Just 'cause he's better looking than me, Just 'cause he's cool and trendy.
But I know he's a moron, Gordon is a moron
Gordon is a moron, Gordon is a moron
Here we go, two, three, four!
Oh, she's a slag and he's a creep. She's a tart , he's very cheap.
She is a slut, he thinks he's tough, she is a bitch, he is a puff.
Yeah, yeah it's not fair, Yeah, yeah it's not fair
I'm so upset, I'm so upset, Yeah, yeah!
I ought to smash his face in, yeah, but he's bigger than me, innit
I know! I'll get my mate Barry to hit him, he'd flatten him!
Yeah, but Barry's a mate of Gordons's innit
oh, well! I don't care, oh, I don't care, I don't care
HAHAHAHA what's not to love EH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![:D]
But last night she said to me, When we were watching telly
This is what she said.
She said "Listen John, I love you-but there's this bloke I fancy
I don't want to two-time you so it's the end for you and me."
"Who's this bloke?" I asked her. "Gordon "she replied
"Not that puff" I said dismayed. "Yes, but he's no puff" she cried
"He's more a man than you'll ever be!"
Here we go, Two, three, four!
I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chip- shop.
When I came out, there was Gordon standing at the bus stop
And guess who was with him, Yeah, Julie
and they were both laughing at me.
Oh, she is cruel and heartless, to pack me for Gordon
Just 'cause he's better looking than me, Just 'cause he's cool and trendy.
But I know he's a moron, Gordon is a moron
Gordon is a moron, Gordon is a moron
Here we go, two, three, four!
Oh, she's a slag and he's a creep. She's a tart , he's very cheap.
She is a slut, he thinks he's tough, she is a bitch, he is a puff.
Yeah, yeah it's not fair, Yeah, yeah it's not fair
I'm so upset, I'm so upset, Yeah, yeah!
I ought to smash his face in, yeah, but he's bigger than me, innit
I know! I'll get my mate Barry to hit him, he'd flatten him!
Yeah, but Barry's a mate of Gordons's innit
oh, well! I don't care, oh, I don't care, I don't care
HAHAHAHA what's not to love EH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![:D]