Live 8 DVD Review
Just bought the 4 DVD set of the Live 8 concerts and MAN!...MTV screwed it's viewers out of so many great performances they ought to be strung up.
Here's a few quick impressions:
BEST BAND OF THE DAY: Kaiser Chiefs. Hands down the best band to hit the stage in Philly. These guys did "I Predict A Riot" and "Everyday I Love You Less And Less" like they were posessed. If ever there was a band that could have been dropped into 1982 and held their own with any of the NW greats, it was these guys. Too bad the morons in the crowd did'nt know who they were or cared.
SECOND BEST BAND OF THE DAY: The Proclaimers. Never would've guessed. Turned "I Would Walk 5000 Miles" into a party anthem.
BEST RETURN VISIT FROM 1985: U2. Duh! They're built for these types of events (but they were'nt even half as good as Kaiser Chiefs).
WORST RETURN VISIT FROM 1985: Duran Duran. Boring by-the-numbers version of "Wild Boys". A bloated Simon LeBon squealing like a 9 year old girl for no apparant reason. Nice to see the original guys and all but still...(they were much better on the VH1 concert last year. Maybe the thrill of the reunion has worn off)
BIGGEST SURPRISE: You guys will think I'm nuts but Bryan Adams (who I hate) did the Sting/Adams/Rod Stewart number "All For Love" (which has to be the worst song by anyone anywhere) and turned it into a nice song with a one man acoustic performance. The fans in Toronto ate it up. God help me, I enjoyed Bryan Adams.
WORST PERFORMANCE OF THE DAY: Def Leppard doing "Pour Some Sugar On Me" and making Duran Duran look like the Kaiser Chiefs. BTW: Joe Elliot and Simon LeBon look almost identical now.
WIERDEST PERFORMANCE OF THE DAY: Bjork in Tokyo. Dressed in a get-up I can only describe as "Minnie Mouse giving birth to a beach umbrella" she proceeded to screetch through "All Is Full Of Love" before breaking into a dance that resembled a toddler learning to walk for the first time.
EMBARASSING PERFORMANCE OF THE DAY: Ex-Libertine Pete Doherty looking very much like Gary Oldman as Sid Vicious warbling through the T-Rex song "Children Of The Revolution" while fumbling with an uncooperative hat. He managed to make Elton John look dignified.
MOST BORING PERFORMNCE OF THE DAYS: Coldplay. Just a bunch of balding guys making very sad music.
ARTIST WHO RESCUED A BORING PERFORMANCE: Richard Ashcroft. Joined Coldplay for a rendition of "Bittersweet Symphony" and for a brief moment brought back all the excitement of 90's Brit-Pop.
POINTLESS PERFORMANCE OF THE DAY: George Michael joining Paul McCartney for "Drive My Car". Why this song? Why is he just singing along with Paul? Does anybody give a crap?
ARTIST WHO STOLE THE SHOW: Robbie Williams. Here's a guy with no talent and no apparant ability to do anything other than leer at women and the U.K. crowd kissed his ass for 15 minutes. Robbie Williams works because Robbie Williams also realizes he has'nt any business being onstage either. He looked like some drunken frat boy crashing the high school talent show. His message was simple: "I have no idea what I'm doing here. Can you believe this shit?".
All in all, well worth the 30 bucks I paid for it. Live 8 does'nt have the nostalgia and kitsch factor 1985's Live Aid has but it's got roughly the same amount of memorable performances (Queen and U2 in 1985, etc.) and steaming piles of crap (Reo Speedwagon and George Thorogood also in '85).
Here's a few quick impressions:
BEST BAND OF THE DAY: Kaiser Chiefs. Hands down the best band to hit the stage in Philly. These guys did "I Predict A Riot" and "Everyday I Love You Less And Less" like they were posessed. If ever there was a band that could have been dropped into 1982 and held their own with any of the NW greats, it was these guys. Too bad the morons in the crowd did'nt know who they were or cared.
SECOND BEST BAND OF THE DAY: The Proclaimers. Never would've guessed. Turned "I Would Walk 5000 Miles" into a party anthem.
BEST RETURN VISIT FROM 1985: U2. Duh! They're built for these types of events (but they were'nt even half as good as Kaiser Chiefs).
WORST RETURN VISIT FROM 1985: Duran Duran. Boring by-the-numbers version of "Wild Boys". A bloated Simon LeBon squealing like a 9 year old girl for no apparant reason. Nice to see the original guys and all but still...(they were much better on the VH1 concert last year. Maybe the thrill of the reunion has worn off)
BIGGEST SURPRISE: You guys will think I'm nuts but Bryan Adams (who I hate) did the Sting/Adams/Rod Stewart number "All For Love" (which has to be the worst song by anyone anywhere) and turned it into a nice song with a one man acoustic performance. The fans in Toronto ate it up. God help me, I enjoyed Bryan Adams.
WORST PERFORMANCE OF THE DAY: Def Leppard doing "Pour Some Sugar On Me" and making Duran Duran look like the Kaiser Chiefs. BTW: Joe Elliot and Simon LeBon look almost identical now.
WIERDEST PERFORMANCE OF THE DAY: Bjork in Tokyo. Dressed in a get-up I can only describe as "Minnie Mouse giving birth to a beach umbrella" she proceeded to screetch through "All Is Full Of Love" before breaking into a dance that resembled a toddler learning to walk for the first time.
EMBARASSING PERFORMANCE OF THE DAY: Ex-Libertine Pete Doherty looking very much like Gary Oldman as Sid Vicious warbling through the T-Rex song "Children Of The Revolution" while fumbling with an uncooperative hat. He managed to make Elton John look dignified.
MOST BORING PERFORMNCE OF THE DAYS: Coldplay. Just a bunch of balding guys making very sad music.
ARTIST WHO RESCUED A BORING PERFORMANCE: Richard Ashcroft. Joined Coldplay for a rendition of "Bittersweet Symphony" and for a brief moment brought back all the excitement of 90's Brit-Pop.
POINTLESS PERFORMANCE OF THE DAY: George Michael joining Paul McCartney for "Drive My Car". Why this song? Why is he just singing along with Paul? Does anybody give a crap?
ARTIST WHO STOLE THE SHOW: Robbie Williams. Here's a guy with no talent and no apparant ability to do anything other than leer at women and the U.K. crowd kissed his ass for 15 minutes. Robbie Williams works because Robbie Williams also realizes he has'nt any business being onstage either. He looked like some drunken frat boy crashing the high school talent show. His message was simple: "I have no idea what I'm doing here. Can you believe this shit?".
All in all, well worth the 30 bucks I paid for it. Live 8 does'nt have the nostalgia and kitsch factor 1985's Live Aid has but it's got roughly the same amount of memorable performances (Queen and U2 in 1985, etc.) and steaming piles of crap (Reo Speedwagon and George Thorogood also in '85).