Hey guys, my old lady stuff is all real. All the guys at work get the double lock job at least once a week and the your late every day. It drives me crazy because there is no way to explain to them what they are doing. You have some hope but when you hear the second click you know you will be there for a long time.
Another classic is the old you never rang my bell trick. You stand there ringing and ringing and ringing. You can here wheel of fortune or the andy griffith show on the tv at ear splitting levels. Finally you bang really hard on the door. then they lower the tv and answer the door. Where you here long? Ah, yeah. Well you need to ring my bell. I was ringing for 10 minutes lady. No you didn't. I would have heard it. Your tv was very loud. No its not. It was. No it wasn't. Next time ring the bell louder. WHAT!? A bell cant go louder, its a door bell. At the end, they just say that I hardly touched the bell and its my fault. Its not their fault and they have perfect hearing right?
(one day I'll write about when I walked in on the 80 year old man trying to have sex with the 300 pound woman in a wheel chair)
