The Handkerchief

[randy]

Anything more disgusting than a handkerchief? Saving your snots in your pocket is something I just dontr understand.
True story. I was in Crystal Mall going on the down escalator and I was behind a short old man. He pulls his handkerchief out of his pocket and blows his brains out into it. Then, the part I love--he holds his handkerchief out in front of him, OPENS IT UP , AND LOOKS AT IT!!! Remember, I was behind him on a downward escaltor so I got agreat look whethr I wanted to see or not. Yep--looked like 4 or 5 tablespoons of thick snot sitting right in front of me. Needless to say, the old man came extremely close to me just puking all over him. Man--I want to puke just typing this!!![xx(]

[empyrean]

I you hate that thing, just imagine here in my country where people just blew their noses off without handkerchief, on the side of the road.

Its so that everyone who passes by will see his fucking green slime! [:D][:D][:D]

[eight6]

[quote][i]Originally posted by empyrean[/i]
<br>I you hate that thing, just imagine here in my country where people just blew their noses off without handkerchief, on the side of the road.

Its so that everyone who passes by will see his fucking green slime! [:D][:D][:D]
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[Otters Walk Among Us]

Ugh, that is so nasty! The Crystal Mall?!? Ick!

[ben_at_work]

When I was in the army I carried one in my pocket. Working on a tank for some reason messed with my sinus's.

When I was a teen, I had a bloody nose and used a handkerchief my grandma had given me to stop the blood. Afterwards I opened it up, let it dry and hung it on my wall. I was such a punk[:p]

[WolverineSyr]

I remember this old man in my old neighborhood would wear a towel around his neck & often times, blew his nose into it!

That's not the grossest part though. Once his wife was with him. She had just dyed her hair or something & left it in to set or something. The dye or whatever kept running down her face, and she kept wiping her face with his snotty towel!!!!!!!!!!!!

And she knew he was blowing his nose into it too!

My gandfather used to do the farmer blow...but he was a farmer, so I guess it was ok...I...guess....

[birdmadgirl]

[quote]Originally posted by randy
[br]Anything more disgusting than a handkerchief? Saving your snots in your pocket is something I just dontr understand.
True story. I was in Crystal Mall going on the down escalator and I was behind a short old man. He pulls his handkerchief out of his pocket and blows his brains out into it. Then, the part I love--he holds his handkerchief out in front of him, OPENS IT UP , AND LOOKS AT IT!!! Remember, I was behind him on a downward escaltor so I got agreat look whethr I wanted to see or not. Yep--looked like 4 or 5 tablespoons of thick snot sitting right in front of me. Needless to say, the old man came extremely close to me just puking all over him. Man--I want to puke just typing this!!![xx(]
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You must not have kids. A person can tell a lot about another person by the color and consistency of their snot and poop. [:D]

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[Bitter Almonds]

<p align="justify">I have oily skin, so I use my handkerchief to wipe off my shiny forehead[8D] I use a clean one twice a day.