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by **Jimbo** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 12:59 pm

[b]All I Want For Christmas Is ...A Stripper![/b]

[quote]A 13-year old Virginia Beach boy is being held at the Virginia Beach Detention Center after police say he abducted an exotic dancer last Tuesday night.[/quote][quote]Authorities say when the woman eventually tried to leave the residence, [b]she was stopped by the juvenile who pointed a shotgun at her and ordered her to dance.[/b][/quote]
http://www.wavy.com/Global/story.asp?S=2601567

[b]I guess a toy train set is just passé.[/b]

by **i_like_lectric_motors** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 2:12 pm

Well...it's like the prophet Jimmy Pop Ali of The Bloodhound Gang says:

"A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying"

by **phillyidol** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 10:03 pm

Did he at least tip her?

by **Jimbo** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:37 pm

[quote][i]Originally posted by phillyidol[/i]
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by **Frayo** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 12:24 am

Thats awesome.

by **ghosty** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 5:45 am

Y'know, considering it's $10 just to walk in the place, another $10 for a dixie cup of "near beer" and then $20 per lap dance, I'm surprised this does'nt happen more often.

Oh...too much information?

by **phillyidol** » Mon Nov 29, 2004 11:45 am

There is nothing wrong with supporting a peoples way of life!They get paid and we get .... well you know.

by **MARV** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 1:54 am

I had a damned good lap dance by a real sweet little honey last Saturday night at my buddy's bachelor party. All natural, no surgery, 22 years old, perfect hourglass figure.....ahhhhh [;)]

It was at some dive in Connecticut on the way back from Mohegan

by **SwampThing** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 2:08 am

[quote]They get paid[/quote] They do. The stripper at my bachelor party

by **Ollie Stench** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 4:28 am

Christmas... Bah, Humbug!

by **Jimbo** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 5:03 am

SwampThing: the stripper at my bachelor party accepted loose change and needed a ride home.

One more thing: She asked if she could take home some of the party food.

I have a feeling your stripper was better looking.

by **i_like_lectric_motors** » Tue Nov 30, 2004 8:00 am

Marv, how did you do at Mohegan? Hope you wiped them out! I love that place as well as Foxwoods. I absolutely kill them on the blackjack tables. Unfortunately, it's a pretty long haul for me and I only get down there every other month or so. My goal withi

by **MARV** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 12:47 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by i_like_lectric_motors[/i]
<br>Marv, how did you do at Mohegan? Hope you wiped them out! I love that place as

by **SwampThing** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 2:14 am

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by **phillyidol** » Wed Dec 01, 2004 6:44 am

You know, sometimes a guy has to be a guy! I am around women all the time and I only have one good friend thats a guy. You got to be a guy sometimes. Just to make me forget changing diapers and such. Damn I wish I was with you! I watch my kids most of the

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