Merry XMas- PC version.

[i_like_lectric_motors]

Found this on another site and just had to pass it along -

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

FURTHER, and without waiving the forgoing, please be advised that we request that you enjoy a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual orientation of the wisher.

(Disclaimer: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms as plainly stated. This greeting is subject to subsequent clarification or withdrawal and is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher, who assumes no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.)

[hutter]

I know this is an old thread, but this cracks me up every time I read it.

[2Nu]

What's even funnier, NO ONE responded it until you did (this year!) hutter.[:D]

Had to go waaay back for that one (BTW: isn't that called a 'Thread Turd' cause they eventually pop up again somewhere?)

Still a classic though (how did I miss it?)

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[ben_at_work]

It was posted on Christmas eve. Geez Motors, didn't you have anything better to be doing [;)]

[i_like_lectric_motors]

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The ghost of xmas past?

Yeah 2nu, it was a big stinking turd. It didn't get a reaction because nobody realized it was supposedly cool to be anti-PC yet. What a difference a year makes.[:D]

[2Nu]

Just call it your Mr.(Xmas)Hanky Greeting Card Motors!![:X][:D][;)]
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[hutter]

Heidi Ho!!!

[DearGod]

there's no escaping the turd!

[i_like_lectric_motors]

Uh Oh - break out the coat hanger! [:D][:D]

[hutter]

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<br>Uh Oh - break out the coat hanger! [:D][:D]
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Sweet Jesus. You had to go there.[xx(]