Inspired by all the other "this vs. that" threads popping up, I was reminded of when a co-worker of mine would play nothing but Nirvana. I'm not a big Nirvana fan. Anyway, we would all take turns putting something into the CD player at work, and when my time came, I put on Elvis Costello. When I did this, my Nirvana-loving co-worker had the nerve to cry out "oh, I HATE Elvis Costello! He's such a WHINER!" Of course, my head exploded at his outburst, and I tried to explain to him that there was no bigger self-indulgent feel-sorry-for-me whiner (IMHO) than Kurt Cobain, while Elvis Costello at least had intelligent, smart, and witty lyrics. We never convinced each other much of anything. So, I present to you: Elvis Costello or Kurt Cobain; who's the biggest whiner?
Discuss. [:D]

