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80's Movies Quotes
by Frau_Blucher » Wed Sep 21, 2005 8:22 am
[quote][i]Originally posted by brock[/i]
<br>"Lighten up, Francis."
-Stripes
"Back off, man. I'm a scientist."
-Ghostbusters
[/quote]
Oh excellent Brock! How could I have forgotten those, especially from Sgt Hulka, our big toe.
<br>"Lighten up, Francis."
-Stripes
"Back off, man. I'm a scientist."
-Ghostbusters
[/quote]
Oh excellent Brock! How could I have forgotten those, especially from Sgt Hulka, our big toe.
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by birdmadgirl » Wed Sep 21, 2005 10:06 am
Weird Science
Lisa : So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?
Beetlejuice
Otho : Don't mind her. She's just upset that someone dropped a house on her sister.
Ferrie Bueller’s Day Off
Ed Rooney : I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.
The Goonies
Chunk : How's this?
Mikey : Oh, you idiot! You glued it on upside-down!
Brandon Walsh : If God made it that way, you'd all be pissing in your faces!
Chunk : Looks fine to me.
Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure
Pee-wee : I meant to do that.
Die Hard
Detective John McClane : Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!
Poltergeist
Carol Anne : They're here.
Lisa : So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?
Beetlejuice
Otho : Don't mind her. She's just upset that someone dropped a house on her sister.
Ferrie Bueller’s Day Off
Ed Rooney : I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind.
The Goonies
Chunk : How's this?
Mikey : Oh, you idiot! You glued it on upside-down!
Brandon Walsh : If God made it that way, you'd all be pissing in your faces!
Chunk : Looks fine to me.
Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure
Pee-wee : I meant to do that.
Die Hard
Detective John McClane : Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!
Poltergeist
Carol Anne : They're here.
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by Hondo » Wed Sep 21, 2005 7:26 pm
Real Genius (just one of a great many fantastic quotes)
Mitch: The weirdest thing just happened to me.
Chris Knight: Was it a dream where you were where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Mitch: No...
Chris Knight: Why, am I the only one who has that dream?
Mitch: The weirdest thing just happened to me.
Chris Knight: Was it a dream where you were where you see yourself standing in sort of sun-god robes on a pyramid, with a thousand naked women screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
Mitch: No...
Chris Knight: Why, am I the only one who has that dream?
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by lstark » Wed Sep 21, 2005 8:25 pm
1984 Classics I still use today:
"Sweep the leg." - The Karate Kid
And at we work we tend to warp this one slightly...
"We have wormsign the likes of which God has never seen." - Dune
We just replace [i]wormsign[/i] with whatever we're talking about.
My Clueless Boss: "Luke, do you have those design specs?"
Me: "We have design specs the likes of which God has never seen."
Coworkers: "Bwahahahaha."
It works best with stuff like drinks, beer, sammiches. [8D]
"Sweep the leg." - The Karate Kid
And at we work we tend to warp this one slightly...
"We have wormsign the likes of which God has never seen." - Dune
We just replace [i]wormsign[/i] with whatever we're talking about.
My Clueless Boss: "Luke, do you have those design specs?"
Me: "We have design specs the likes of which God has never seen."
Coworkers: "Bwahahahaha."
It works best with stuff like drinks, beer, sammiches. [8D]
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by Panorama » Wed Sep 21, 2005 8:44 pm
OK, I'll chime in here since nobody has mentioned a few of my favorite [b]Bill Murray[/b] movies:
[b]Quotes from Caddyshack:[/b]
Al Czervik: Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though.
Al Czervik: Hey, you scratched my anchor.
Carl Spackler: License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.
Carl Spackler: This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.
Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
Lou Loomis: Pick up that blood.
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[b]Quotes from Stripes:[/b]
John Winger: You can't go. All the plants are gonna die.
John Winger: Ma'am, I'm sure there are a lot of ways I've gone that you haven't.
John Winger: Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination.
[points to the soldier next to him]
John Winger: Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it. I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon. An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Sergeant Hulka is always gonna be here to be that big toe for us. I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe... Sergeant Hulka.
John Winger: Black Guys help the white guys!
John Winger: Thats a fact jack!
------------------------------
[b]Quotes from Ghostbusters:[/b]
Gozer: [Evil voice] Are you a God?
Dr Ray Stantz: [Peter nods] No.
Gozer: Then... DIE!
Dr. Peter Venkman: All right! This chick is TOAST!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Hee hee. "Get her." That was your whole plan. I like it; it was scientific.
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dana Barrett: That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What a crime.
Dana Barrett: Do you want this body?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Is this a trick question?
Dana Barrett: Take me now, subcreature.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What did you do, Ray?
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[b]Quotes from Caddyshack:[/b]
Al Czervik: Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though.
Al Czervik: Hey, you scratched my anchor.
Carl Spackler: License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.
Carl Spackler: This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.
Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
Lou Loomis: Pick up that blood.
-----------------------------
[b]Quotes from Stripes:[/b]
John Winger: You can't go. All the plants are gonna die.
John Winger: Ma'am, I'm sure there are a lot of ways I've gone that you haven't.
John Winger: Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination.
[points to the soldier next to him]
John Winger: Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it. I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon. An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Sergeant Hulka is always gonna be here to be that big toe for us. I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe... Sergeant Hulka.
John Winger: Black Guys help the white guys!
John Winger: Thats a fact jack!
------------------------------
[b]Quotes from Ghostbusters:[/b]
Gozer: [Evil voice] Are you a God?
Dr Ray Stantz: [Peter nods] No.
Gozer: Then... DIE!
Dr. Peter Venkman: All right! This chick is TOAST!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together - mass hysteria.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Hee hee. "Get her." That was your whole plan. I like it; it was scientific.
Dr. Egon Spengler: Don't cross the streams.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Why?
Dr. Egon Spengler: It would be bad.
Dana Barrett: That's the bedroom, but nothing ever happened in there.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What a crime.
Dana Barrett: Do you want this body?
Dr. Peter Venkman: Is this a trick question?
Dana Barrett: Take me now, subcreature.
Dr. Peter Venkman: What did you do, Ray?
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by Astroboy66 » Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:36 am
ok,me chime in with a few unmentioned too[:D]
Elwood:It's 106 miles to Chicago,we've got a full tank of gas,half a pack of cigarettes,it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake:Hit it.
Mrs.Tarantino:Are you the police?
Elwood:No ma'am.We're musicians.
Elwood:What kind of music do you usually have here?
Claire:Oh,we got both kinds.We got country And western.
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Pvt.Joker:Leonard,if Hartman finds us here,we'll be in a world of sh*t.
Pvt.Pyle:I am...in a world...of sh*t...
Gunnery Sgt.Hartman:What is this Mickey Mouse sh*t?What are you two animals doing in my beloved head?Why is private Pyle out of his bunk after lights out?Why is private Pyle holding that weapon?Why are you not stomping private Pyle's guts out?
Pvt.Joker:Sir,it is the private's duty to inform the senior drill instructor that private Pyle has a full magazine that is locked and loaded.
Pvt.Joker:How can you shoot women and children?
Door Gunner:Easy...you don't lead'em as much.
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Dutch Schaeffer:What the hell Are you?
The Predator:What the hell are You?
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Damon Killian:Hi,cutie pie.You know one of us is in deep trouble.You know who I am?
Ben Richards:I've seen you before.You're the a**hole on TV.
Damon Killian:That's funny.I was going to say the same thing about you.
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Mongol General:Wrong!Conan,what is best in life?
Conan:To crush your enemies,see them driven before you,and to hear the lamentation of the women.
Mongol General:That is good...
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Jack Torrence:Wendy.
Wendy Torrence:Stay Away.
Jack Torrence:Darling.Light,of my life.I'm not gonna hurt ya.You didn't let me finish my sentence.I'm not gonna hurt ya.I'm just gonna bash your brains in.I'm gonna bash'em right the f*ck in.Ha,ha.
Jack Torrence:HERE'S JOHNNY!!!
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and from the aforementioned veritable quote parade of "Caddyshack' my personal fave
Tony D'Annunzio:Hey,whattya got in here,rocks?
Al Czervik:Are you kiddin?!When I was your age I'd lug fifty pounds of ice up 5,6 flights of stairs.
Tony D'Annunzio:So What?.?.
Al Czervik:So What?So let's dance!!!(pumps in Journey "Anyway You Want It,That's the Way you Need It" any way you want it)....[8D]
--------------------------------------------
forgive me for opening up the "Arnold" one-liner category which could have it's own,albeit,short-sentenced thread[B)]
Elwood:It's 106 miles to Chicago,we've got a full tank of gas,half a pack of cigarettes,it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake:Hit it.
Mrs.Tarantino:Are you the police?
Elwood:No ma'am.We're musicians.
Elwood:What kind of music do you usually have here?
Claire:Oh,we got both kinds.We got country And western.
---------------------------------------------
Pvt.Joker:Leonard,if Hartman finds us here,we'll be in a world of sh*t.
Pvt.Pyle:I am...in a world...of sh*t...
Gunnery Sgt.Hartman:What is this Mickey Mouse sh*t?What are you two animals doing in my beloved head?Why is private Pyle out of his bunk after lights out?Why is private Pyle holding that weapon?Why are you not stomping private Pyle's guts out?
Pvt.Joker:Sir,it is the private's duty to inform the senior drill instructor that private Pyle has a full magazine that is locked and loaded.
Pvt.Joker:How can you shoot women and children?
Door Gunner:Easy...you don't lead'em as much.
--------------------------------------------
Dutch Schaeffer:What the hell Are you?
The Predator:What the hell are You?
--------------------------------------------
Damon Killian:Hi,cutie pie.You know one of us is in deep trouble.You know who I am?
Ben Richards:I've seen you before.You're the a**hole on TV.
Damon Killian:That's funny.I was going to say the same thing about you.
--------------------------------------------
Mongol General:Wrong!Conan,what is best in life?
Conan:To crush your enemies,see them driven before you,and to hear the lamentation of the women.
Mongol General:That is good...
--------------------------------------------
Jack Torrence:Wendy.
Wendy Torrence:Stay Away.
Jack Torrence:Darling.Light,of my life.I'm not gonna hurt ya.You didn't let me finish my sentence.I'm not gonna hurt ya.I'm just gonna bash your brains in.I'm gonna bash'em right the f*ck in.Ha,ha.
Jack Torrence:HERE'S JOHNNY!!!
--------------------------------------------
and from the aforementioned veritable quote parade of "Caddyshack' my personal fave
Tony D'Annunzio:Hey,whattya got in here,rocks?
Al Czervik:Are you kiddin?!When I was your age I'd lug fifty pounds of ice up 5,6 flights of stairs.
Tony D'Annunzio:So What?.?.
Al Czervik:So What?So let's dance!!!(pumps in Journey "Anyway You Want It,That's the Way you Need It" any way you want it)....[8D]
--------------------------------------------
forgive me for opening up the "Arnold" one-liner category which could have it's own,albeit,short-sentenced thread[B)]
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by Randall Roq » Thu Sep 22, 2005 3:41 pm
From Raising Arizona:
Gale: Do these blow up into funny shapes at all?
Evelle: Well, nooo- unless round is funny.
Hell almost any line from that film.
"...the oclelot must kill every day to live"
Gale: Do these blow up into funny shapes at all?
Evelle: Well, nooo- unless round is funny.
Hell almost any line from that film.
"...the oclelot must kill every day to live"
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by Frau_Blucher » Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:46 pm
[quote][i]Originally posted by Randall Roq[/i]
<br>From Raising Arizona:
Gale: Do these blow up into funny shapes at all?
Evelle: Well, nooo- unless round is funny.
[/quote]
LMAO!!! Freakin great one. How did I forget this?
"Son, you got a panty on your head."
"Anyone found bipedal in five wears his ass for a hat!"
"You got a table and chairs, you gotta dinette set. You got table and no chairs, you got dick."
"Now, what's it gonna be young fella? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? 'Cause if I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if I drop, I'm gonna be in motion."
<br>From Raising Arizona:
Gale: Do these blow up into funny shapes at all?
Evelle: Well, nooo- unless round is funny.
[/quote]
LMAO!!! Freakin great one. How did I forget this?
"Son, you got a panty on your head."
"Anyone found bipedal in five wears his ass for a hat!"
"You got a table and chairs, you gotta dinette set. You got table and no chairs, you got dick."
"Now, what's it gonna be young fella? You want I should freeze or get down on the ground? 'Cause if I freeze, I can't rightly drop. And if I drop, I'm gonna be in motion."
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by Randall Roq » Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:16 am
Okay then Blir - here's one you'll really kick yourself for missing..I betcha!
Mission Control: Buckaroo, The White House wants to know is everything ok with the alien space craft from Planet 10 or should we just go ahead and destroy Russia?
Buckaroo Banzai: Tell him yes on one and no on two.
Mission Control: Which one was yes, go ahead and destroy Russia... or number 2?
"...the oclelot must kill every day to live"
Mission Control: Buckaroo, The White House wants to know is everything ok with the alien space craft from Planet 10 or should we just go ahead and destroy Russia?
Buckaroo Banzai: Tell him yes on one and no on two.
Mission Control: Which one was yes, go ahead and destroy Russia... or number 2?
"...the oclelot must kill every day to live"
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by Randall Roq » Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:21 am
AND-
Radio Days
Father: Wait a minute. Are you telling me you think the Atlantic is a greater ocean than the Pacific?!
Mother: No, have it your way. The Pacific is greater!
And Mia Farrow after just having a rooftop tryst:
"Boy that was fast. It probably helped I had the hiccups."
"...the oclelot must kill every day to live"
Radio Days
Father: Wait a minute. Are you telling me you think the Atlantic is a greater ocean than the Pacific?!
Mother: No, have it your way. The Pacific is greater!
And Mia Farrow after just having a rooftop tryst:
"Boy that was fast. It probably helped I had the hiccups."
"...the oclelot must kill every day to live"
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by Randall Roq » Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:26 am
AND--
The coup de grace--
Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold: So, everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.
Nat Lamp Vacation
Service!
"...the oclelot must kill every day to live"
The coup de grace--
Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold: So, everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.
Nat Lamp Vacation
Service!
"...the oclelot must kill every day to live"
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by Frau_Blucher » Fri Sep 23, 2005 10:33 am
Jeezus, Radio Days? Vacation?? Buckaroo Bonzai??? Raising Arizona????Attendance at the workprint screening of Blade Runner at the Hollywood Nuart?????
Are you my freaking evil twin or something?!!!
Are you my freaking evil twin or something?!!!
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