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by **UniversalRadio** » Tue May 02, 2006 1:14 am

No, seriously, how is he still alive? An agreement with Satan, that's the only way it makes sense. And after falling out of the palm tree, he gets in a jet ski accident. I am at a loss for words.

WELLINGTON, New Zealand - Keith Richards has been released from a New Zealand hospital where the Rolling Stones guitarist was admitted with a head injury after he reportedly fell out of a palm tree.

Richards, 62, suffered a mild concussion while on vacation in Fiji Thursday. Several Australian and New Zealand media outlets reported the fall from the tree.

New Zealand's Sunday Star-Times also reported that Richards got on a Jet Ski after the fall and had another accident.

Richards was treated in a Fiji hospital before being airlifted to Auckland's Ascot Hospital for observation. It was not immediately clear exactly when he was released or where he went afterward.

"I can categorically confirm Mr. Richards ... is no longer a patient in this hospital," hospital duty manager Geoff Sparks told The Associated Press on Tuesday. "He has been discharged.

Band spokeswoman Fran Curtis has said only that Richards was injured earlier this week and flown to New Zealand with his wife, Patti, for observation. Her statement Saturday did not comment on Richards' condition or how he was injured.

Richards and his wife were staying at the exclusive Wakaya Club resort on a small Fijian island when he was injured.

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by **hutter** » Tue May 02, 2006 1:29 am

Keith Richards is fuckin' cool.

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by **plagiarism** » Tue May 02, 2006 2:04 am

Keith Richards has been an animated corpse since [i]Tattoo You[/i], and probably well before that.

by **UniversalRadio** » Tue May 02, 2006 2:20 am

Yes but what was he doing in a palm tree?

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by **hutter** » Tue May 02, 2006 2:25 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by UniversalRadio[/i]
 Yes but what was he doing in a palm tree?

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Doing what any sensible adult would be doing in a palm tree. Duh!

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by **UniversalRadio** » Tue May 02, 2006 2:30 am

Oh yes, that's right. Falling out of it. This story gets funnier the more I think about it.

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by **Frayo** » Tue May 02, 2006 3:37 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by hutter[/i]
 [quote][i]Originally posted by UniversalRadio[/i]
 Yes but what was he doing in a palm tree?

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Doing what any sensible adult would be doing in a palm tree. Duh!

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I would have said dry-humping it, but maybe thats a little bit extreme.....or is it?

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by **plagiarism** » Tue May 02, 2006 3:57 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by Frayo[/i]

I would have said dry-humping it, but maybe thats a little bit extreme.....or is it?
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No, that would be Prince. Keith would be trying to get coconuts, smash the meat into a pulp, and inject the pulp into his veins.

by **phillyidol** » Tue May 02, 2006 5:06 am

I liked him in that Pirates movie!

by **djcraig** » Tue May 02, 2006 5:34 am

[quote]Originally posted by UniversalRadio
[br]No, seriously, how is he still alive? An agreement with Satan, that's the only way it makes sense.

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I always thought Keith Richards WAS Satan!

After WW3 obliterates us all there will be only three survivors:

Cher
cockroaches
Keith Richards

by **UniversalRadio** » Tue May 02, 2006 5:38 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by djcraig[/i]
 [quote]Originally posted by UniversalRadio
[br]No, seriously, how is he still alive? An agreement with Satan, that's the only way it makes sense.

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I always thought Keith Richards WAS Satan!

After WW3 obliterates us all there will be only three survivors:

Cher
cockroaches
Keith Richards
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And nuns. Don't forget nuns. (can you tell I went to Catholic school?)

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by **djcraig** » Tue May 02, 2006 5:55 am

Nuns and Keith left to roam the Earth. Somehow fitting.

Coming this summer...

[b]Keith Richards[/b] is...

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by **Vampirella** » Tue May 02, 2006 2:47 pm

Am I the only one who sees a sliver of resemblance (just in the face that is) to Tommy Lee Jones in that pic?

Other than that, gross. I could have gone on living just fine without spotting the hairy man tit of poor wrinkly Keith Richards.

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by **Mechi** » Tue May 02, 2006 11:30 pm

Well.... Keith Richards is just like Cher and the roaches.... he is just gonna survive everything
Palm tree... sounds weird anyway.

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Website · by **savethewave** » Wed May 03, 2006 6:43 pm

[quote][i]Originally posted by Mechi[/i]
 Well.... Keith Richards is just like Cher and the roaches.... he is just gonna survive everything
Palm tree... sounds weird anyway.

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You know he just re-assembled himself like the T-1000 in Terminator 2 after the fall.

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