by 2Nu » Sun May 07, 2006 2:58 pm
Got these via email...
Four U.S. Presidents enroute to a dedication ceremony get caught in a mythical Kansas tornado, and are swept away to OZ.
They finally make it to the
Emerald City and came before the Great Wizard.
"What brings you before the great wizard of Oz?"
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:
"I've come for some courage."
"No problem!" says the Wizard. "Who is next?"
Ronald Reagan steps forward,
"Well........., I.......I think I need a heart."
"Done," says the Wizard.
"Who comes next before the great and powerful Oz?"
Up stepped George Bush sadly and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."
"No problem!" says the Wizard.
"Consider it done."
There is a profound yet awkward silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there,
looking around, but doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
"Well?.. What do you want?"
"Ah..Is Dorothy Here?"
Next One>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Four presidents are on a cruise ship which is taking on water and sinking quickly.
Ford yells: "Man the lifeboats!"
Carter yells: "Women & children first"
Nixon yells: "Screw the women & children!"
Clinton yells: "Do you think we have time?"
One More and I'm done...promise >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force One.
The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy."
The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."
Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people very happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant asses back there. Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and make 6 billion people unbelievably happy."
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I'm firmly of the belief that we have become hapless citizens of <a href="http://www.starbase118.net/academy/library/alien/frules.htm" target="blank">"'Ferenginar'"</a>.