What You Shouldn't Do After 40

[edisonoside]

Ride a skateboard.

[UniversalRadio]

[quote][i]Originally posted by hutter[/i]
<br>I can think of several reasons why you should do Lemmy, UR. The man has been on the coolest UK show ever, The Young Ones. His cover versions of well known rock classic are better than the originals, he's responsible for one of the greatest songs ever, "Ace Of Spades", Motorhead are amazing live, and Lemmy found John Wayne Bobbitt's severed member in "John Wayne Bobbitt: Uncut". Lemmy F-N rules. Give yourself to him, UR. Scrog a rock god.

If nothing else, it would be worth it just so Lemmy would do a cover of Ready For The World's "Oh Sheila". Only Lemmy could save THAT song.
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You're killing me, Hutter! That would soooooooooo rock if Motorhead covered "Oh Sheila". Just think, some goober I dump can blast that on his boombox he's holding over his head under my window!
He also did guest vox on Nina Hagen's self titled album, yet another reason. I wonder if she did him...

And I could not agree with you more about the Young Ones. I have a list of potential band names, 2 of them are YO references--Boom Shanka, and Ftumptch. Now that Toe Jam is gone (When's she coming back anyway? Is she coming back?) I should have MikeP change UR to Helen Mucus. We need a chick with a gross name around here to keep it interesting...



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[UniversalRadio]

[quote][i]Originally posted by UniversalRadio[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by hutter[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by UniversalRadio[/i]
<br>I've always imagined that Lemmy had, like a 13 inch schlong for some reason.

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It probably has three big warts on it.
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ROFL! I'd do Lemmy. He must have a big one cuz where else would such an ugly man have so much mojo? I'd only be doing him out of morbid curiousity, but then again it would be the dumbest reason I've done a guy.[xx(]

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Oops! Typo-I meant to say it WOULDN'T be the dumbest reason I've done a guy.

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[birdmadgirl]

[quote][i]Originally posted by Blir[/i]
<br>Answer MySpace invitations by naked 13 year olds. [:0]

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Yay! I've got 8 years left to get my jollies, then!

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[IWantMyMTV]

Paint puppies on your tits.

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[Panorama]

[quote][i]Originally posted by IWantMyMTV[/i]
<br>Paint puppies on your tits.[/quote]
She is not 40...30 maybe.

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[IWantMyMTV]

[quote][i]Originally posted by Panorama[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by IWantMyMTV[/i]
<br>Paint puppies on your tits.[/quote]She is not 40...30 maybe.[/quote]I'm just sayin' don't do it after 40.[:)]

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[hutter]

[quote][i]Originally posted by IWantMyMTV[/i]
I'm just sayin' don't do it after 40.[:)]
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I wish these "lovely ladies" listened to you.

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[birdmadgirl]

[quote][i]Originally posted by hutter[/i]
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I'm just sayin' don't do it after 40.[:)]
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I wish these "lovely ladies" listened to you.

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AHHHH! My eyes! Those boobies look like someone dropped baseballs down into the bottoms of socks!

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[Rubbeet921]

LOL!!!

.. but surely we have several NWO'ers here who would look really good with that![;)](including the mighty Blir from that X-rated flick "Endless Love"![:D])

[My Aural Stimulator]

Nothing quite says "I'm a lady of class and distinction" like painted boobs for all to see. That, and a ponytail on the side of the head. Soooo pretty.

[eight6]

[quote][i]Originally posted by hutter[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by IWantMyMTV[/i]
I'm just sayin' don't do it after 40.[:)]
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I wish these "lovely ladies" listened to you.

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Holy Shit!!! They [i]are[/i] women...I would have bet the farm that the one on the left was a man-titted guy...

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[phillyidol]

Drive a convertible sports car-trying to look young and hip.
Go to dance clubs-everyone is more than half your age and you look old.

[UniversalRadio]

Oh I was gonna say the dance club one. Great minds think alike Philly!

Still be obsessed with Superman. No, just kidding!

Collect Strawberry Shortcake or Care Bears. There are a couple of old chicks in my office that do that. Bleaugh!

Are we done talking about Lemmy?
I think not.
From the Nina Hagen song "Where's the Party?"
Nina: Are you gonna come?
Lemmy: Eventually, baby, eventually.
Nina: You're gonna come RIGHT NOW![:D]

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[plagiarism]

No offense, Nina, but all those warts probably dulls the sensation for Lemmy. [}:)]

On topic: Make jokes about people's body parts.