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by **phillyidol** » Fri May 26, 2006 10:43 pm

Well about 6 months ago I bought my kids 2 gerbils. I made sure they were 2 girls. I asked for 2 girs. All last night I keep hearingsqueeking but they do this all the time. But not this much. Anyway, I wake up and feed them and guess what? 5 baby gerbils this morning! Great! Now I should have 20 in 6 months. I guess I will keep these if they live and any new ones after that I will trade with the store for free food. Or just call Richard Gear.

by **hutter** » Sat May 27, 2006 1:17 am

Who's Richard Gear? Any relation to Richard Gere?

by **phillyidol** » Sat May 27, 2006 6:57 am

See how much I care about him?

by **enzfan** » Sat May 27, 2006 9:28 am

I can see Cindy Crawford setting up the habitrail for the little critters, then the gerbil yelling back to his buddies it's dark and it smells like shit down here.

by **i_like_lectric_motors** » Sat May 27, 2006 9:32 am

by **Frayo** » Sat May 27, 2006 10:21 am

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by **phillyidol** » Sat May 27, 2006 10:31 am

Lemmwinks, you have made it past the small intestine, but you have a dark journy ahead of you. 9said the sparrow king)

by **MattW** » Sat May 27, 2006 2:20 pm

[quote]I guess I will keep these if they live and any new ones after that I will trade with the store for free food.[/quote]

Or you could just buy a snake.

mattw

by **Panorama** » Sat May 27, 2006 9:34 pm

Richard Gere's anus is just a bad habit (trail)

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by **Peter Venkman** » Sat May 27, 2006 9:37 pm

Aw, be nice. Richard Gere is a reprehensible enough person on his own that one not need to resort to gerbilling cheap shots to denigrate his character.


[i]"Let's have a war so you can go and die,
Let's have a war, we could all use the money,
Let's have a war, we need the space,
Let's have a war, clean out this place!"[/i]--Fear, "Let's Have A War"

by **hutter** » Sun May 28, 2006 12:49 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by Peter Venkman[/i]
 Aw, be nice. Richard Gere is a reprehensible enough person on his own that one not need to resort to gerbilling cheap shots to denigrate his character.

[/quote]
Yeah, his political POV SUCKS.

by **Peter Venkman** » Sun May 28, 2006 6:06 am

[quote][i]Originally posted by hutter[/i]
Yeah, his political POV SUCKS.
[/quote]

Yeah; not only that, but he's a typical yoga-bending, Dalai Lama-blowing vegetarian new-age tool.


[i]"Let's have a war so you can go and die,
Let's have a war, we could all use the money,
Let's have a war, we need the space,
Let's have a war, clean out this place!"[/i]--Fear, "Let's Have A War"

by **scramjet** » Tue May 30, 2006 12:30 am

Don't worry. The mother will probably eat the young anyway.

by **Frayo** » Tue May 30, 2006 12:37 am

Im not sure where all the references to Richard Gere and the felching are coming from..did he get caught felching or something?

Somebody help me think of a signature.

http://rfrayo.blog.com/

by **scramjet** » Tue May 30, 2006 6:32 am

Here's the scoop, Frayo:

http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp

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