The Worst Movie Ever Made!!!!!!

[Peter Venkman]

I'd have to say Cobra...although me and my dad still quote the final scene to each other..."You'll have to take me in...PIG!"

<font size=1 color=#CC6600>[i]"Sometimes I want to die in my bed,
All I can think about is "When are we leaving?",
Everytime I think of you I want a cigarette,
Man chooses himself, hero with a thousand faces,
It's the third night and the walls are shaking"[/i]--Tuxedomoon, "Desire"</font>

[enzfan]

I submit "Billy Bathgate" my wife made me take her to this snoozer.

[Bitter Almonds]

[quote][i]Originally posted by Blir[/i]
<br>[quote][i]Originally posted by WolverineSyr[/i]
<br>Pretty Woman gets my vote as the most vomit-inducing piece of crap I have ever half sat through.

The thought of that movie gets my blood boiling! And, all those people who see it as a beautiful love story...please....[xx(]
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Come on, don't you believe that all these swooning ladies would feel exactly the same if it was a skanky whore blowing a fat truck driver?! [B)]


[i]Only bad witches are ugly.[/i] - Glinda
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It's redeeming value is that it spawned an offshoot movie called [i]Whore[/i], directed by Ken Russell[}:)]... no relation to the star of the movie, Theresa Russell[:p]

[KYYX4ever]

[i]Eyes Wide Shut[/i] was absolutely the worst
[i]Kill Bill[/i]
[i]Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind[/i]

[goutroy]

Weird, I really love Eternal Sunshine and Kill Bill (Vol 1, at least). I guess there's no accounting for taste. Anyway, the absolute worst, most abysmal, mind-numbingly bad movie that I ever saw was Driven. It was written by and starred Sylvester Stallone, and he called it his "labor of love" about racing. If that was truly a "labor of love", Stallone is a heartless, loveless, soulless man.

[jumpshift]

How about My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Wanted to walk out.

[KYYX4ever]

[quote][i]Originally posted by goutroy[/i]
<br>Weird, I really love Eternal Sunshine
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I hear you--it is interesting how many people both hate this film and love this film. I understood that it was an unusual story taking unusual risks---I just found it horribly disjointed, badly narrated--how NOT to make a movie, to my mind.

On the other hand, I was one of the few people (I think) who did [b]not[/b] find Jar Jar Binks to be annoying in the Ep.1 [i]Star Wars[/i] movie.

[Vampirella]

Blood Beach would have to be one of my entries on this list. But I don't really know if it's the absolute worst. I have seen some real stinkers in my time.


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"I may be bad, but I feel good."

[darwinsky]

Ditto on Bloodrayne - they didn't even show whats-her-names-ass.

Just goes to show how far a newcomer like her will go showing her backside and ass in T3 and now that she's made a name for herself and given a lead role at that, all you get are tits and some pumping.



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[hutter]

"Manos - The Hands of Fate" beats them all. Un-FN-watchable...even with Torgo waddling through it. A hour and a half you will never get back.

[EverydayItsTomorrow]

FOREST GUMP IS THE MOST MANIPULATIVE PILE OF CRAP I HAVE EVER SEEN. FROM IT'S

BIG CHILL SOUNDTRACK TO IT'S CLOYING ARTIFICIAL CHARACTERS. I COMPLETE RIP-

OFF OF "ZELIG" AND "BEING THERE" WHICH ARE A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER.

IF YOU SEE IT YOU'VE BEEN "GUMPED"

[The_Freeman]

Street Fighter. That POS was so awful I nearly cried into my SNES controller when I came home from the cinema. Poor Raul Julia, such a terrible flick to go out on.

[Peter Venkman]

[quote][i]Originally posted by EverydayItsTomorrow[/i]
<br>FOREST GUMP IS THE MOST MANIPULATIVE PILE OF CRAP I HAVE EVER SEEN. FROM IT'S

BIG CHILL SOUNDTRACK TO IT'S CLOYING ARTIFICIAL CHARACTERS. I COMPLETE RIP-

OFF OF "ZELIG" AND "BEING THERE" WHICH ARE A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER.

IF YOU SEE IT YOU'VE BEEN "GUMPED"
[/quote]

You're an angry, angry little man.

<font size=1 color=#CC0033 >[i]"What's a computer?
EAT Y'SELF FITTER!
What's a computer?!
EAT Y'SELF FITTER!"[/i]--The Fall, "Eat Y'Self Fitter" </font>

[Peter Venkman]

[quote][i]Originally posted by hutter[/i]
<br>"Manos - The Hands of Fate" beats them all. Un-FN-watchable...even with Torgo waddling through it. A hour and a half you will never get back.
[/quote]

I concur. And the worst ending of all time--the little girl as the bride...nasty!

<font size=1 color=#CC0033 >[i]"What's a computer?
EAT Y'SELF FITTER!
What's a computer?!
EAT Y'SELF FITTER!"[/i]--The Fall, "Eat Y'Self Fitter" </font>

[Spectre General]

Man, some of y'all are insane.

XXX - I don't understand how anyone could dislike Equilibrium, you're only the 2nd person I've seen say it wasn't good, and I know about 20 or more who absolutely loved it, including myself.

And Cobra, that movie was awesome it's classic 80's, and that villain is truly truly creepy, some of the best casting I've ever seen. For an action movie, it delivers a lot more than it's required to. The only thing that sucked about Cobra was the way the cops ignored logic completely, and took every opportunity to make a quick snap at Stallone for no reason whatsoever.

"Manos: The Hands of Fate" or (Hands: The Hands of Fate for the Spanish impaired) probably really is the worst movie ever made, but it's so unbelieveably terrible it's in it's own realm of awful and shouldn't honestly be considered as an option.

This is the list according to me:

6th worst: "Rollerball" (2001)
5th worst: "Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai"
4th worst: "Mortal Kombat Annihilation"
3rd worst: "Mars Attacks"
2nd worst: "Starship Troopers"
Worst ever: "Velocity Trap"

Velocity Trap, as I've unfortunately learned, is a straight to video movie FOR A REASON. Never, NEVER watch this movie. This movie was so bad, it literally gave me a headache.

Also: The only reason there aren't any Uwe Boll movies on this list (House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, Bloodrayne) is because I wasn't dumb enough to watch them, I'm sure they're all pretty much candidates for 1st place however.