Yesterday I took my wife to our dentist's office for her to get a tooth pulled. When we sat down in the waiting area there were 3 choices to read. My wife quickly snatched the local arts magazine. This left me to choose between AARP and The Book of Mormon. After briefly wondering why the Book of Mormon was sitting on a coffee table in Florida, I picked up AARP( I was still too lazy at this point to walk the 20 feet to our car to grab my iPod).
When I flipped the magazine open I was shocked to find an interview w/ Debby Harry. [:0]YES AN INTERVIEW WITH DEBBY HARRY IN AARP! Pay attention, I just told you why I picked up AARP, that's not the issue. I SAID DEBBY HARRY IS IN AARP!!
I guess this is just the sign of more to come, though. It's probably only a matter of time before we hear on the news about Elvis Costello getting an artificial hip or Peter Hook getting a pacemaker or some other such medical problem of the artists which we like.
Unfortunately I'm on call for the next few days so I can't even get drunk to erase this from my mind. I guess the moral of the story is to never forget your iPod!
