Guess What Happened To Me!

[phillyidol]

True story! So I go today to the thrifty to pick up some beer. (thrifty is a beer store)
As soon as I walked in I hear a girls voice. She says come here. I look at her. She is stripper hot, and dressed like it. Sometimes these places get hot girls to promote stuff like the bud girls. Anyway, she is hawking some crap mexican beer but she is very hot so I buy a six and then go to get my real beer (sam adams dark lager). I pass a very hot Asian girl trying to lift a case of beer. I bring it up for her and she has an equally hot friend. I look and they have about 6 hundred dollars worth of beer. Every different kind. I was like DAMN! Where is your party? Kidding because I had a date with home depot. She turns around and says want to come? So again kidding, I say only if I can bring the stripper. Stripper turns around and says I'm game!!!!!!!
Whats a guy to do? Well I wont suprise you guys. I did what you think.
I laughed and very cool said I wish I could but my 3 girlfriends at home would be mad. I told them have fun and left. As I sat in the car I saw them leaving and again saw how friggin hot they were. Reality sank in. So after crying for a while I went to home depot then home.
The moral? First in a perfect world I would have gone to the party and had sex with all 3 and drank all their beer. Second that crap mexican beer would not have tasted like piss. (it does)
Third, why have sex with a stripper and 2 hot asians with beer when I can go home and cry in my beer? Poor Philly![V]

[hutter]

You're a married man. You did the only thing you could.

[phillyidol]

I guess your right. But man....its like ...like...its like rain, on your wedding day, its a free ride, when you already paid...

isnt it ironic? Don't you think? I really get what your saying but I could have used more of these things when I was single.

[edisonoside]

That's every guys fantasy! Enjoy it for what it was cause stuff like that does not happen to us everyday. I think that you did the right thing though. I would've cried too.

[Panorama]

You forgot the first line of the story:
"Dear Penthouse..."

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[Bitter Almonds]

[quote][i]Originally posted by Panorama[/i]
<br>You forgot the first line of the story:
"Dear Penthouse..."

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http://www.cooganphoto.com
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Hahaha. The end of it goes, "... And she didn't even charge me the second time around"[}:)]

[ben_at_work]

There will be a special place reserved for you in heaven Philly. [;)][;)][:D][:D]

[phillyidol]

I sure hope so because I'm sufferring now!

[stella]

Don't cry Philly. The 'right thing' is the right thing. Married or not going with those girls would have been a lot less fun in reality than in your fantasy. That's just the way life is. I mean three women and endless beer, you could die man.[:D]

[MARV]

That reminds me of the time I was at a backstage after show party during Depeche Mode's Devotional Tour in Worcester, MA. These two *HOT* girls invited me back to their hotel room across the street from the venue when the party was winding down. I said some lame shit like I had to wake up early for work the next morning but I was just being faithful to some girl I was dating back home who I later wound up breaking up with. I regretted it even as I was saying it.....man, if I could go back in time and change ONE thing, that would probably be it. Anyway, I knew I was going to break up with this girl and I knew what I gave up in order to be faithful to her so I made sure I got my freak on with her enough times [}:)]

<a href="http://www.worldwildlife.org/cetaceans/index.cfm">I dig whales.</a>

[enzfan]

I will give it to you for some strong willpower. At least take some solace in the fact that you still got game. Sometimes it is enough just to know you could have. But damn, this is pushing that logic.

[MARV]

[quote][i]Originally posted by enzfan[/i]
<br>At least take some solace in the fact that you still got game. Sometimes it is enough just to know you could have.[/quote]

He's right [;)] By the way, next time you go shopping for beer, could I go with you? [:D]

<a href="http://www.worldwildlife.org/cetaceans/index.cfm">I dig whales.</a>

[Frau_Blucher]

Philly, you may have narrowly escaped the notorious 3-Hot-Chicks organ theft ring, and I'm not talking about Hammond B3s. It's well know that many men have woken up in an iced bathtub with their kidneys missing after "partying" with these likes. The stripper-hot chick is the primary lure while the two asians are not only the ace-in-the-hole but also the ruthless Chinese surgical experts who take your goods and leave you for dead.

Phew...close one dude!

[SomebodySomewhere]

Wasn't this an episode of "Big Love?"

[KYYX4ever]

yeah, and did you ever think that they might've been into [i]eels[/i] ??[:p]