Sex, if so how often?

[phillyidol]

Date chicks, case closed!

[DevoManiac101]

Or closer to this topic - bang chicks, case closed!

[phillyidol]

Now were talkin!

[enzfan]

Just two minutes, is that too much to ask for?[:D]

[abacab66]

OK, this really sucks. My wife was just told that our baby is hanging out above the placenta. So what does that mean? No sex until that changes and that could be the whole pregnancy. She's 3 months along now and there's never any sex for about 6 weeks after the birth so you do the math.[xx(] At least she's very good at other things.[;)][:D][;)][:p][;)]

[enzfan]

[quote][i]Originally posted by abacab66[/i]
<br>OK, this really sucks. My wife was just told that our baby is hanging out above the placenta. So what does that mean? No sex until that changes and that could be the whole pregnancy. She's 3 months along now and there's never any sex for about 6 weeks after the birth so you do the math.[xx(] At least she's very good at other things.[;)][:D][;)][:p][;)]
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[darwinsky]

This is absolutely the mose disgusting, absurd and immoral topic in this board![:(!][:(!][:(!]

But keep it alive for another few weeks when I finally get some and I would say it's one of the best ! [:D][:D]

dar

[darwinsky]

Er... let me clarify that ... "when I finally get some ... AGAIN"

dar

[newwavepunkgirl]

[quote][i]Originally posted by abacab66[/i]
<br>OK, this really sucks. My wife was just told that our baby is hanging out above the placenta. So what does that mean? No sex until that changes and that could be the whole pregnancy. She's 3 months along now and there's never any sex for about 6 weeks after the birth so you do the math.[xx(] At least she's very good at other things.[;)][:D][;)][:p][;)]
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Eh? That sounds scary I mena the placenta thing, now I knwo why I haven't had kids yet *shudder*[xx(]

Devolution is real

[newwavepunkgirl]

[quote][i]Originally posted by XXX[/i]
<br><p align="justify">Just do what Bryant Gumble does: "Mmhm... mmhm... mmhm... mmhm." Make sure you pace your mmhms so that it seems you are listening[:X] [|)]
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Nice one, I'll remember that for my old age thanks LOL[:D]

Devolution is real

[marie3]

[quote][i]Originally posted by abacab66[/i]
<br>OK, this really sucks. My wife was just told that our baby is hanging out above the placenta. So what does that mean? No sex until that changes and that could be the whole pregnancy. She's 3 months along now and there's never any sex for about 6 weeks after the birth so you do the math.[xx(] At least she's very good at other things.[;)][:D][;)][:p][;)]
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The question is, are YOU good at the other things?? [}:)][;)]
Seriously, I hope all is well with the baby. Since it is so early on, hopefully the baby will move into the right place.

[British]

I just recently ended a relationship, and there were a few times we went at it 3 nights in a row. One thing led to another,etc. Afterward, I was an exhausted sweaty mess. It felt like I did cardio for 40 straight minutes. Whoa.

[birdmadgirl]

It's weird. I thought once we got married (10 years ago last month), that things would slow down in that department. But once you're living with someone and they're right there all the time and you can have sex on demand, well, isn't that what you do?! [;)]

Seriously, Enz, if anything kills it for me it's because of my job. I work long hours and deal with big titty baby clients and often, the last thing I want is someone even talking to me. Mr. BMG has me figured out, though. If I come home and the house is sort of straightened up and the kids have been fed (usually take out, but no one's complaining), and if I don't feel like I'm coming home to a second job, my "mood" is much improved and let's just say we both benefit. If I come home from a 12-hour day and spend another 3-4 hours playing mom/nurse/cook/housekeeper/taxi driver/etc., I'm probably going to roll over and go to sleep. He has my number.


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[Otters Walk Among Us]

I can't be the only one that saw "if so how often" and immediately thought "and which do you choose a hard or soft option?"

[plagiarism]

No, you're not the only one, Otters.

To answer the title question, let's just say we did it once. While we were on vacation. In Canada. In the shower. (It was a mindscrambler.) There's no videotape, but I've got her panties to prove it.