I never understood math until my friend showed me this...
To find a WOMAN you need TIME and MONEY, therefore:
1) WOMAN = TIME X MONEY
"TIME is MONEY", so:
2) TIME = MONEY
Therefore,
3) WOMAN = MONEY X MONEY, or,
WOMAN = (MONEY)^2
"MONEY is the root of all PROBLEMS", so:
4) MONEY = Square root of PROBLEMS
Therefore,
WOMAN = (Square root of PROBLEMS)^2, or
WOMAN = PROBLEMS !!!
But hey, everyone needs a few problems in life to make things interesting!
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by Frayo » Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:37 am
I remember doing this...only problems was replaced with evil...
I saw this a while back in 9th grade.
and girls are evil.... so very evil...
they steal your heart and break it into a million pieces...then I dont know.
Well I suppose I cant complain now...Im girlfriended. Yes, Im not single anymore.
W00t W00t...until something stupid comes along and FSU's the whole thing.
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I saw this a while back in 9th grade.
and girls are evil.... so very evil...
they steal your heart and break it into a million pieces...then I dont know.
Well I suppose I cant complain now...Im girlfriended. Yes, Im not single anymore.
W00t W00t...until something stupid comes along and FSU's the whole thing.
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by Mechi » Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:22 am
Frayo: Remember to tell your gf that you think that we are angels though in fact we may be evil.. you won't screw things up that way.
Seems like I'm the only single NWO member... not complaining. It's fun... especially now that "hot darkie" is around. One of my female classmates had to get out of class and discharge all her hysteria shouting after being in the class with him for two hours.[:0] I also think I won't last very long without doing something and not talking to him at least.
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Seems like I'm the only single NWO member... not complaining. It's fun... especially now that "hot darkie" is around. One of my female classmates had to get out of class and discharge all her hysteria shouting after being in the class with him for two hours.[:0] I also think I won't last very long without doing something and not talking to him at least.
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by Frayo » Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:13 pm
Oh Im always cool with it. Im always nice and I pretend there is nothing sinister or evil under that pretty skin....but alas....
I really hope its not me...cause I honestly feel like I am doing the right thing.
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I really hope its not me...cause I honestly feel like I am doing the right thing.
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